So that’s why all of the grocery stores and restaurants are promoting high-fat, highly processed, animal product-intensive food items – they’re deliberately fattening us up so that we’ll make a tastier soylent green! (Actually, there’s a lot more money to be made from unhealthy people than healthy ones, and the easiest way to boost profit margins on food is to find new ways to process the food. While I don’t believe that there’s a grand conspiracy to fatten us all up, I also don’t believe that those in power will ever take any real steps to give advice on how to be genuinely healthy.)
Just because the food outlet offers pink slime, cheese, fries, horrible white, spongy bread – it doesn’t mean you’ve got to eat it. Look at what’s around – and cooking’s not difficult.
A few ingredients go a long way and remember – you can’t eat the toys which costs the company nothing to give away.
So, uh… Is there a reason Agent X is a distinct shade of green? Is the government splicing his DNA with aliens in an attempt to give him increased mental capabilities? Or did he eat at McDonald’s?
Peabody-Martini over 12 years ago
A different spin on “How to Serve Man”.
x_Tech over 12 years ago
Cliff, you’ll be okay if you get take-out from this girl’s school cafeteria.
Click on image for story.
More school lunches at Veg’s blog
Varnes over 12 years ago
And you’ll be mixed with pink slime…..Mmmmmmm…get the BBQ dip
Varnes over 12 years ago
In a Zorgon kitchen? More like flies with that….
Russell B over 12 years ago
Aren’t Zorgons those lizard creatures from “zathura”?
TechnoScotty over 12 years ago
Not to worry! The SpaceX Dragon rocket launched this morning to the rescue! http://bit.ly/JOR6hW
Christopher Shea over 12 years ago
Apparently the blogger’s from Scotland. Although I thought all they ever ate in Scotland was haggis, oats, turnips, and whiskey.
ckham over 12 years ago
Cliff is being super-duper sized. He’s already achieved the “super” qualification.
Coyoty Premium Member over 12 years ago
I thought “giving them concessions” in the treaty meant something different.
fishbulb239 over 12 years ago
So that’s why all of the grocery stores and restaurants are promoting high-fat, highly processed, animal product-intensive food items – they’re deliberately fattening us up so that we’ll make a tastier soylent green! (Actually, there’s a lot more money to be made from unhealthy people than healthy ones, and the easiest way to boost profit margins on food is to find new ways to process the food. While I don’t believe that there’s a grand conspiracy to fatten us all up, I also don’t believe that those in power will ever take any real steps to give advice on how to be genuinely healthy.)
GoodQuestion Premium Member over 12 years ago
Those ‘Zorgons – they’re gonna make the rest of the galaxy soylent green with envy . . . mmmmm . . I’d like a leg of Pam please . . ☻
Fan o’ Lio. over 12 years ago
They mainly want to fatten their bottom line, fattening our bottoms (and bellies) is just a side effect.
pcolli over 12 years ago
Just because the food outlet offers pink slime, cheese, fries, horrible white, spongy bread – it doesn’t mean you’ve got to eat it. Look at what’s around – and cooking’s not difficult.
A few ingredients go a long way and remember – you can’t eat the toys which costs the company nothing to give away.
Lektio over 12 years ago
So, uh… Is there a reason Agent X is a distinct shade of green? Is the government splicing his DNA with aliens in an attempt to give him increased mental capabilities? Or did he eat at McDonald’s?