Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for May 25, 2012

P3 – they’ve finally got to the point where hands are taking over completely. My sides are hurting from this “humor”.

Minage A Trois

I long for the days of Kenny Lark and his lonely Mom, Gil tring to win the club championship and especially Mimi lying around the Thor p Estate pool with Pedro lurking nearby.

Yes Bear – those Thorp summers are always special – in the meantime it looks like The Bucket is selling $5 pitchers of beer to teenagers!

Eerie how cuttersjock’s comment yesterday about “clubs at the club” almost exactly parallels today’s “pitcher” joke.

I was really hoping to see Slim Chance pop up somewhere in this storyline for a concert. That wasn’t Slim that won American Idol was it?

Did Gil get a gig coaching a team at the rehab facility while he dries out with the Moonman? He hasn’t been seen in a while. Dinnie is starting to creep me out, and I guess Darby’s hair fell out from P1 to P3. That pitcher joke always does that to the girls.

miffed, I think I was channeling my inner Berrill!

….but have you noticed that you never see me and Neal in the same room?

Isn’t it rather rude for Darby to talk about Dinny as if he weren’t there? If I were Dinny, I’d take the hint and scram. Also, Bobby must get a pretty generous allowance to be taking her out to eat all the time. He doesn’t appear to have a part-time job.

Thus sayeth The Hand: “Eyeball, explode!” Finally, the cause of Milford’s plague is revealed!

For homework, he’s reading Pitcher in the Rye.

As Seinfeld would say, “I think the lady pitcher has man hands.”

Dinny’s getting cut out of the pitcher