Does Lio get his armaments at the same place Li’l Guard Duck does? They both have lately favored flamethrowers, and napalm just isn’t as ubiquitous as back in the good old days!P.S. I don’t think I’ve ever seen normally laid-back Dad looking so frustrated!
“I always wondered…how can a forest fire start from a little thing like a match or a cigarette butt; I can’t get nothin’ goin’ in my hibachi with kerosene and hand grenades.”
I bought one just like it from Home Depot for buring weeds. The online testimonials have people praising it’s use on fire ants, hornet nests, plastic armymen, you know stupid guy stuff. “Honey have you seen my propane tank?”
My first-ever attempt to light a grill … after four clicks didn’t light it, I – in my infinite intelligence – leaned over the thing and clicked one more time.
margueritem over 12 years ago
Make way for the flame thrower deluxe!
Templo S.U.D. over 12 years ago
No, Liō, no! (Get a fresh new tank from Strickland Propane, Dad, for I think your boy —who ain’t right— got his from Thatherton Fuels.)
Peabody-Martini over 12 years ago
Always use the right tool for the job.
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
Does Lio get his armaments at the same place Li’l Guard Duck does? They both have lately favored flamethrowers, and napalm just isn’t as ubiquitous as back in the good old days!P.S. I don’t think I’ve ever seen normally laid-back Dad looking so frustrated!
Pharmakeus Ubik over 12 years ago
Jellied gas does not make for a tasty grilling.
zero over 12 years ago
A Fireman grill
rolleg over 12 years ago
Lio: ever helpful.
x_Tech over 12 years ago
Lio Firestarter
Vista Bill Raley and Comet™ over 12 years ago
… ACME!
georgelanigan over 12 years ago
It’s Lio to the rescue.
Simon_Jester over 12 years ago
“I always wondered…how can a forest fire start from a little thing like a match or a cigarette butt; I can’t get nothin’ goin’ in my hibachi with kerosene and hand grenades.”
Gallagher
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 12 years ago
click, click, click, pop…(BIG “pop”.)
shewith5 over 12 years ago
Um, run!
Droptma Styx over 12 years ago
Those clicker things work great for one season. After that, it’s fireplace matches and genuine risk to your eyebrows.
The Legend of Brandon Sawyer over 12 years ago
call the fire department dad
Photobug12 over 12 years ago
Maybe Lio got the idea from Crankshaft?
cosman over 12 years ago
Lio’ll give it a lil’ touchup..
WSR over 12 years ago
More like click, click, click….BOOM!!!!!
Comic Minister Premium Member over 12 years ago
Lio noooo!!!
whitecarabao over 12 years ago
For some reason this make me think of Crankshaft and his usual holiday barbeque lighting experience — Weber in orbit! — until this Memorial Day.
Popeyesforearm over 12 years ago
HA! (Careful, they’re watching)
Popeyesforearm over 12 years ago
I bought one just like it from Home Depot for buring weeds. The online testimonials have people praising it’s use on fire ants, hornet nests, plastic armymen, you know stupid guy stuff. “Honey have you seen my propane tank?”
skipper1992 over 12 years ago
My first-ever attempt to light a grill … after four clicks didn’t light it, I – in my infinite intelligence – leaned over the thing and clicked one more time.
Closest shave I’ve ever gotten.
KSquaredComics over 12 years ago
Ha! We just had that problem the other day. Pyromaniac kids to the rescue!
mysticturner over 12 years ago
No Lio! Do it right! Liquid Oxygen!www.youtube.com/watch?v=sab2Ltm1WcMLearn from the engineer!
Fan o’ Lio. over 12 years ago
I love my chimney starter. No chemicals, just a sheet of newspaper. (Remember what newspapers were?)
bigbadpete over 12 years ago
OK, a dozen burgers and wieners…are we invited?