That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for May 23, 2012

What you say about my mama?

King Herod: yo Momma is so ugly she was a virgin when she had you

Herod today, gone tomorrow.

The ‘Occupy Wailing Wall Street’ movement voicing its concerns to the 1%.

Cool hat dude, but the boots have gotta go.

Click-to-enlarge image available from here, which Google translates the title to be St. John the Baptist Preaching to Herod.This has the Google translated (Steps should be Measurements) details about Saint John the Baptist and Herod, written by the Association of curators of museums of the Nord-Pas de Calais. Since it isn’t in the Dutch section of the current-location’s 100 Selected Works, that’s as close to a description as I can find. This has what Saint John the Baptist told Herod (Antipas in this Catholic Encyclopedia entry). The artist’s Wikipedia page and collection.So far, only work by this artist to appear in Mr. Melcher’s blog.

Famous last words:“I know you’re bald under that turban.”

Yo momma so dumb, she thinks a quarterback is a refund.Yo momma so dumb, you tell her “It’s chilly outside”, she’ll fetch herself a bowl.Yo momma so big, she’s on both sides of the family.Yo momma so dumb, she thinks an elevator is a mobile home.

Herod was more into dead baby jokes.

Salome said: " You dis my old man and I’m gonna have your head on a plate, water boy ! !"

You mean “Playing the Nines.”