I was in my front yard one night looking at the stars with my binoculars. I didn’t realize I was standing on a fire ant bed. They had crawled up my legs, across my genitals up to my belt line. I didn’t feel them until they bit. I gues they wait until everyone is in position, then all bite at once. I rapidly pulled off my pant and danced around in my underwear and eventually shed my shorts right there in my own front yard. I was screaming which attracted all the neighbors. I must have looked like a crazy man. Eventually I rid myself of them but to be sure I sprayed some insect repellant on my lower half and started dancing and screaming again. Insect repellant was never meant to be sprayed on such sensitive areas. Since then I try to become more aware of my surroundings.
thirdguy about 12 years ago
Nice beat, easy to dance to!
Linguist about 12 years ago
Gotta love them fire ants!
Gator007 about 12 years ago
That’s the way to get rid of company you don’t want!!
GROG Premium Member about 12 years ago
It’s been a while since I heard the expression ants in your pants.
LingeeWhiz about 12 years ago
Earl, you are such a great friend!
Number Three about 12 years ago
LOL LOL. Priceless!
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yaakovashoshana about 12 years ago
I once had a fire ant march all the way up my leg to bite me on the butt. I always wondered why it decided to make such a long trip.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 12 years ago
Well I’ve got ants crawling around, one or two at a time. Wish I could find their entry path the little bas….!
HareBall about 12 years ago
He can’t dance,He’s got ants in his pants…
Steve Hallford about 12 years ago
I was in my front yard one night looking at the stars with my binoculars. I didn’t realize I was standing on a fire ant bed. They had crawled up my legs, across my genitals up to my belt line. I didn’t feel them until they bit. I gues they wait until everyone is in position, then all bite at once. I rapidly pulled off my pant and danced around in my underwear and eventually shed my shorts right there in my own front yard. I was screaming which attracted all the neighbors. I must have looked like a crazy man. Eventually I rid myself of them but to be sure I sprayed some insect repellant on my lower half and started dancing and screaming again. Insect repellant was never meant to be sprayed on such sensitive areas. Since then I try to become more aware of my surroundings.