Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 14, 2012
June 13, 2012
June 15, 2012
Transcript:
Cobra: I remember what happened right after we smooched like Joanie and Chachi! Boy: I'll look below for some grub. Cobra: 'K! While he was in the galley, the pirates snuck up on us - I was so scared I froze like M.C. Hammer's bank account! When the boy came topside, he couldn't believe that I didn't warn him. That was the end of our love affair, and soon to be the end of his life. Cobra: H-how can I say I'm sorry so you'll forgive me and we can smooch again? Boy: Sister, that ship has sailed! Betrayal is a deal-breaker for me!
DoubleScribble over 12 years ago
I hope the pirates didn’t toss the Tostitos and salsa. What a waste.
CyoteBlack over 12 years ago
Betrayal is married to trust, kid.
Fly On The Wall over 12 years ago
Should of ran Rip…..with a name like Cobra, you should be afraid……reminds me of that song by Ray Wylie Hubbard…“Snake Farm”!!!!!!
Hectoruno over 12 years ago
We know they can’t die. But what happens to Rip to make Cobra think he did?
DorianKTB over 12 years ago
I’m so confused! But I’m enjoying it! :-) Greetings to fellow Haywire Hooligans everywhere!