Pickles by Brian Crane for June 04, 2012

Mother Nature is laying down the law, through her instrument, Opal Pickles.

I knew Opal would have something to say about that.

So much for the silent treatment. He must have replaced the batteries in his hearing aids.

Earl, you’re an equal partner. Just say NO!

I have a anti-garden but i mow it !!!!!!!

Opal does most of the cleaning, the cooking, the laundrey, the house cleaning. That’s not very equal.

Lord Illinworth: The Book of Life begins with a man and a woman in a garden.Mrs. Allonby: It ends with Revelations.

Earl, just make sure the hole is wide and deep. You wouldn’t want Opal to climb out while you are filling it in.

You aren’t pulling a Kathy Bates here or something, are you?

I would say her face expression would be enough for Earl to just ‘Yes, right away, Dear’

LOL xxx

" A man of words and not of deedsIs like a garden full of weeds."

Hoe, Hoe, Ho. joecartoon.com (parris hilton)

one time I mowed the yard to look like a corn maze the kids loved it ran all around thru it played hide & seek ect. but wife wasint to pleased with it said it had to Go Needless to say no more maze’s in our backyard lol

Ah, but so literal an interpretation would have spoiled Mr. Wilde’s bon mot.