Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for June 15, 2012

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    Linguist  over 12 years ago

    Sounds like my ex-wives.

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    Crumbucket  over 12 years ago

    Birth control is built on appropriate rejections.

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    J Short  over 12 years ago

    He did need her. Now, he’ll come up with something more creative next time, like,“I took an overdose of Viagra and I need your help.”

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    stripseeker  over 12 years ago

    @gmartin997All that alimony and all those lawyers’ fees and he’s still trying to sweet talk redheads? Amazing he can afford a little liquid comfort. When will the poor guy ever learn?

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    Kroykali  over 12 years ago

    What do you mean? Obviously it worked 5 times!

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    rnmontgomery  over 12 years ago

    teeth, who’s looking at teeth? since when do birds have hands to hold a drink and boobs like that, check out those legs. Teeth??

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    danlarios  over 12 years ago

    5’s his lucky number

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    Linguist  over 12 years ago

    Who says he bombed? Some people fall in love, others get married.It’s practice, practice, practice. Shoe just needs a lot of practice.I’d be a wealthy man today if I hadn’t practiced it four times. At least I got revenge on the first two – I outlived them!

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    dfowensby  over 12 years ago

    rerun?

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    dfowensby  over 12 years ago

    even a site dedicated to them (sorta—not).www.roosterteeth.com

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    Yammo Premium Member over 12 years ago

    She’s either Italian or Jewish…I’m telling ya. I can hear that accent!!

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    boldyuma  over 12 years ago

    Groucho Marx would probably have a great comeback.

    He’d take the cigar out of his mouth…and say..

    “A hole in the head?…What’s another orifice between friends?”

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    stripseeker  over 12 years ago

    @LinguistWay to go. Reminds me of the bumpersticker “I’m spending my kids’ inheritance”. More than one way to skin a golddigger. My case, there was never any gold to dig.

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    stripseeker  over 12 years ago

    @linguistWish them better luck next time around.

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