@gmartin997All that alimony and all those lawyers’ fees and he’s still trying to sweet talk redheads? Amazing he can afford a little liquid comfort. When will the poor guy ever learn?
Who says he bombed? Some people fall in love, others get married.It’s practice, practice, practice. Shoe just needs a lot of practice.I’d be a wealthy man today if I hadn’t practiced it four times. At least I got revenge on the first two – I outlived them!
@LinguistWay to go. Reminds me of the bumpersticker “I’m spending my kids’ inheritance”. More than one way to skin a golddigger. My case, there was never any gold to dig.
Linguist over 12 years ago
Sounds like my ex-wives.
Crumbucket over 12 years ago
Birth control is built on appropriate rejections.
J Short over 12 years ago
He did need her. Now, he’ll come up with something more creative next time, like,“I took an overdose of Viagra and I need your help.”
stripseeker over 12 years ago
@gmartin997All that alimony and all those lawyers’ fees and he’s still trying to sweet talk redheads? Amazing he can afford a little liquid comfort. When will the poor guy ever learn?
Kroykali over 12 years ago
What do you mean? Obviously it worked 5 times!
rnmontgomery over 12 years ago
teeth, who’s looking at teeth? since when do birds have hands to hold a drink and boobs like that, check out those legs. Teeth??
danlarios over 12 years ago
5’s his lucky number
Linguist over 12 years ago
Who says he bombed? Some people fall in love, others get married.It’s practice, practice, practice. Shoe just needs a lot of practice.I’d be a wealthy man today if I hadn’t practiced it four times. At least I got revenge on the first two – I outlived them!
dfowensby over 12 years ago
rerun?
dfowensby over 12 years ago
even a site dedicated to them (sorta—not).www.roosterteeth.com
Yammo Premium Member over 12 years ago
She’s either Italian or Jewish…I’m telling ya. I can hear that accent!!
boldyuma over 12 years ago
Groucho Marx would probably have a great comeback.
He’d take the cigar out of his mouth…and say..
“A hole in the head?…What’s another orifice between friends?”
stripseeker over 12 years ago
@LinguistWay to go. Reminds me of the bumpersticker “I’m spending my kids’ inheritance”. More than one way to skin a golddigger. My case, there was never any gold to dig.
stripseeker over 12 years ago
@linguistWish them better luck next time around.