Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 15, 2012

Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime (splat…….)

The first lesson of Frogger: don’t follow the signs!

Hope it’s too early for trolls…….Here’s one…Stop. Think. Vote.

Uh oh, the robots are getting smarter!

Silly people. Teresa has commandeered Wiley’s strip. This is FROG APPLAUSE!

i’m not very good at frogger either…

Open the pod bay doors, Hal!

Toadkill.

Scares the crap outa me.

Notice how the moron guy didn’t press the button.He has many morons friends!

“Hope it’s too early for trolls…….Here’s one…Stop. Think. Vote.”

Then grip about the person you voted into office!

@SuperfrogWithout doubt, you can well visualise the end result through identification with the victim. The next great question to be pondered by the masses is “Other than the ‘hop’ light being lit, why did the frog cross the road?”. You can’t believe everything you read.

That frogs fate was preprogrammed.

Nonsense. You have every right, reason, and privilege to gripe about the Republicrat monopoly that pukes up pairs of interchangeable candidates who make your vote meaningless.

I stood on the corner of Walk and Don’t Walk for a long time before I just said, “Hangit!” and jaywalked. Fooled those AI machines who are secretly scheming to get us all killed.

@Number Two…..or else they keep pressing it over and over and over and over etc…………..

examiner, marking a “hit” on my CDL driving test: you know, you could’ve made this right turn, here"me: " Nah, what if that lady on the phone changes lanes mid-intersection?"BOOM. 3 car pileup.he erased the “hit” mark, and i drove on to complete the test.

“Signs, signs, everywhere there’s signs.”

Come on, nobody believes those buttons work, do they? Like you can just walk up, push a button and stop busy traffic? Riiiiight….besides, the lights gonna change anyway…..

The buttons are only operational during times of very low traffic (say, 3AM). When there is even a minimal amount of traffic, they do nothing.

I just noticed the light was upset when the guy wasn’t suckered into the trap of thinking he would be safe. Maybe that’s why so many people don’t start walking, until the “wait” or “red hand of you’re screwed” start flashing??

There isn’t always another candidate; the Republicans and Democrats in some states (Illinois was one as of about ten years ago, anyway) collude to make it all but impossible for third party candidates to get on the ballot: the commissions that decide who gets on are *bi*partisan, not *non*partisan.

Another thing: my original reply was not to what you perhaps meant to say but to what you actually said, which is “And if you don’t vote you have absolutely no right, reason or privilege to gripe.” (Emphasis added). “GET TO WORK” is not the same thing as “get out and vote”.

@bmonk Thank you. This possibility never occurred to me Both the chicken and the frog are oblivious to the supremacy of vehicular entitlement.

Why did the chicken get squashed? It crossed the road!

But I’m pretty sure that wasn’t it’s intention….that’s the racoon’s job….

@VarnesComment #2Had responded to your comment that it was not too early for trolls,and that should we buy Rush and co.’s line of right-wing bovine by-products that we would all wind up in the compost heap, but must have neglected to press the “submit” button.

that so reminds me of Twilight Zone (original series). No. I don’t recall any episodes like that……but this is sooooo stop, hop, squish, stop, walk, splat. Mr Serling would be pleased splat went dang!