Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 30, 2012

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    john.barber  over 12 years ago

    Here liesPigWe loved him wellExcept for RatWho gave him Heck.

    …I dunno, it still needs something.

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    margueritem  over 12 years ago

    Rat, that’s perfect!

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    BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member over 12 years ago

    “Bury me face down so the whole world can kiss my -.”

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    AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member over 12 years ago

    What army was Major Fanny in, anyway?

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    spamster  over 12 years ago

    Beetle Bailey’s

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    Sisyphos  over 12 years ago

    Was Major Fanny the father of Pig’s only true love, Sweet Fanny?

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    Yontrop  over 12 years ago

    But pigs don’t need grave sites…

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    Ottodesu  over 12 years ago

    Here lies our PigOur team’s FiretruckFor which our RatDidn’t give a ….Need a rhyming word, help please.BTW I failed HS poetry, and this is my first attempt in 41 years. I guess it shows.

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    Varnes  over 12 years ago

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfBdMXhpQnU

    Can’t help but think of this…

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    zero  over 12 years ago

    Proof this isn’t taking place in the U.K. - I think. . ..

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    doublepaw  over 12 years ago

    Rat would probably say as he put Pig’s body in a frying pan;“Bake on, Pig.”

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    tigre1  over 12 years ago

    Used to rush to defend the weak and harass the stupidly comfortable…etc. So I can identify. Of course later on I got so understanding! I still have a list of kickables, but mostly I’ve never met them. My,my…if only smacking jerks weren’t lumped under the penalties for fighting in public, assault, etc.

    How much more socially productive my life could have been…

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    Gokie5  over 12 years ago

    Bad pun in today’s “Mother Goose and Grimm”:http://www.grimmy.com/comics.php

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    GoodQuestion Premium Member over 12 years ago

    I feel ad for you pig, jest another link in the sausage . . . ☻

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    PShaw0423  over 12 years ago

    “That’ll do, Pig. That’ll do.” :) Am I the first one to think of that?.Mine could be:

    A little weird,but basically harmless,and he meant well.

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    Number Three  over 12 years ago

    LOL LOL!

    Well what else did you expect from Rat?

    xxx

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    FlippySuper  over 12 years ago

    When was that Rat?

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    rejoiceitellyourejoice  over 12 years ago

    FINALLY!!!!!

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    Semper Fido  over 12 years ago

    Mine’s going to read “Dude! Hold my beer and watch this.”

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    dfowensby  over 12 years ago

    who buries a pig? except maybe at a luau

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    Semper Fido  over 12 years ago

    LOL

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    Zebrails  over 12 years ago

    who here caught the misspelling if you get these emailed?Pig’s first panel “…OWN OWN Epitath…”

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    lizardlover2  over 12 years ago

    And that greatest of all presidents didn’t include his many inventions, masterly farming, world travels, deeply informed intellect, architectural genius, wine collecting, etc. Of course he also left out the not insignificant matter of his handling of slavery and his slave family.

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    Jeff0811  over 12 years ago

    A Final Haiku

    I must leave you nowOverall it’s been awesomeBut life must go on

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    KEA  over 12 years ago

    Lived – did some stuff – Died

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    knight1192a  over 12 years ago

    Everyone will look at Rat’s gravestone and ask why he kpt kicking himself in the fanny.-—

    Best epitaph I ever saw was in Old Granary Burial Ground in Boston

    “As now you areSo once was IAs now I amSo too shall you be.”

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    Sherlock Watson  over 12 years ago

    “Come closer so I can look up your dress.”

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    pwright370  over 12 years ago

    Here lies pig, his life was taken.But man oh man, he is some tasty bacon!

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    Chinese Propaganda Machine 2000  over 3 years ago

    uhhhhhhhh ummmm oohhhhhhhh um you guys know what fanny means, right?

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