When I was far younger than two. My mother cooked spinach and I should eat it first time. When it was in my mouth I blew it out and met my mother. She was all around dotted with spinach. I got an enormous slap in the face!
<<gmartin997 wrote: “I’ve always wondered why I couldn’t remember anything about my life before I was 4, and very little before I was 6.” >>Hi gmartin997. Maybe your parents lied about your age?:>)
Usually Calvin would say penitentiary instead of jail. I suppose he had a less extensive vocabulary in the first half of his life and therefore refers back to that ‘prison term’.
Hmmm. I have some very early memories, from when I was two or three, and more from five or six. But it’s only about then that I get more or less continuous memories. Or enough to make a story. I do remember having chicken pox when I was two…
“Born on (date censored). Met lifelong friend named Hobbes. Caused much wear and tear on parents. Built snow men. Attended first grade. Threw snowballs at Susie and was belted in return. The end.”
<< Puddleglum2 said: "@Hobbes……….. You should get a suspended sentence for that one………. " >>@Puddleglum:The suspense is killing me.Don’t leave me hanging.What a pain in the neck.Etc.Oh, no! ………… Puddleglum’s influence is rubbing off on me!
Before Calvin was two, he spread peanutbutter all over himself, scribbled with crayons all over the walls, and fed the fish a whole container of fish food.
Or, for that all-around “jail” feel in case you’ve got yourself a real little “escape artist”, how about one with a “tent” to keep them “incarcerated” for sure?!?!?
rentier over 12 years ago
Very hard revolting!
BE THIS GUY over 12 years ago
Chapter 1- SleptChapter 2- AteChapter 3- Pooped
Linux0s over 12 years ago
Jail was simply a playpen Calvin. The leg shackles on the other hand…
King_Shark over 12 years ago
Let me guess. He rose in revolt?
Happy Friday the Thirteenth, everyone.
bluram over 12 years ago
It just goes to show ya, “No jail can hold Fearless Calvin.”
Sandy Shore over 12 years ago
Never, never, never let your mother write your biography. Or speak to the media.
GROG Premium Member over 12 years ago
I’d rather read Mom’s more factual biography.
jai-jai over 12 years ago
Is that the kindergarten you are referring?
rentier over 12 years ago
When I was far younger than two. My mother cooked spinach and I should eat it first time. When it was in my mouth I blew it out and met my mother. She was all around dotted with spinach. I got an enormous slap in the face!
Hobbes Premium Member over 12 years ago
Click here: Peanuts (May 16, 1994)
StarNut Premium Member over 12 years ago
If his mother wrote his biography we would hear the truth behind the Noodle Incident!
Hobbes Premium Member over 12 years ago
<<gmartin997 wrote: “I’ve always wondered why I couldn’t remember anything about my life before I was 4, and very little before I was 6.” >>Hi gmartin997. Maybe your parents lied about your age?:>)
Hobbes Premium Member over 12 years ago
@WytZox1: See the end of yesterday’s comments. I posted the transcript from the Al Franken monologue that you mentioned.
Hobbes Premium Member over 12 years ago
If Calvin was in jail, then at least he can write about his personal convictions.
therobot2596 over 12 years ago
I agree with Calvin in panels 2 and 3.
rentier over 12 years ago
Very sure!!
Puddleglum2 over 12 years ago
@LX013,“Be very sure, be very sure,Your anchor holds, and grips the solid rock!”
Puddleglum2 over 12 years ago
@LX013,“my first word was not Mom or Dad, it was “blanket”!"That sounds like ‘a blanket statement’! That covers it!
Puddleglum2 over 12 years ago
@Hobbes,“…his personal convictions.”You should get a suspended sentence for that one, …from a noose, even! (Snagglepuss) :o)
Puddleglum2 over 12 years ago
Usually Calvin would say penitentiary instead of jail. I suppose he had a less extensive vocabulary in the first half of his life and therefore refers back to that ‘prison term’.
Puddleglum2 over 12 years ago
“Thanks for the (suppressed) memories!”
Smoocher over 12 years ago
I just want to laugh , and agree
Smoocher over 12 years ago
ever wish it were 43
Smoocher over 12 years ago
I’d like to think i am Calvin , and I am 6 , and life has been good .
Smoocher over 12 years ago
whats flag mean ?
Smoocher over 12 years ago
I reckon his mum’s great , so’s this strip , it’s all good ,
Vonne Anton over 12 years ago
Maybe he was married….that’s the only word in the English language that is also a sentence. :—)
Smoocher over 12 years ago
that’s agreeable , ow ,
Hobbes Premium Member over 12 years ago
@Vonne Anton: Occasionally, marriage can become a wonderful story, for some who make it past the initial sentence.
bmonk over 12 years ago
Hmmm. I have some very early memories, from when I was two or three, and more from five or six. But it’s only about then that I get more or less continuous memories. Or enough to make a story. I do remember having chicken pox when I was two…
ratlum over 12 years ago
Maybe they wiped out your memory ,for security reasons ?
Number Three over 12 years ago
I would never write my own Autobiography.
I would probably make it all up.
LOL xxx
Spyderred over 12 years ago
“Born on (date censored). Met lifelong friend named Hobbes. Caused much wear and tear on parents. Built snow men. Attended first grade. Threw snowballs at Susie and was belted in return. The end.”
Hobbes Premium Member over 12 years ago
<< Puddleglum2 said: "@Hobbes……….. You should get a suspended sentence for that one………. " >>@Puddleglum:The suspense is killing me.Don’t leave me hanging.What a pain in the neck.Etc.Oh, no! ………… Puddleglum’s influence is rubbing off on me!
Rickapolis over 12 years ago
Jail, schmail, wasn’t Hobbes there to look out for him?
Hobbes Premium Member over 12 years ago
@Vonne Anton: What was a joke – your posting or your marriage? (Just kidding! It was a joke! Ow! Stop that!)
jroc311o over 12 years ago
Just like calvins mom to tell it to him straight
khpage over 12 years ago
Calvin: if you can’t work on the first half, try taking a shot at the second half….
Popeyesforearm over 12 years ago
he was just a figment of Bill’s imagination.
iced tea over 12 years ago
Before Calvin was two, he spread peanutbutter all over himself, scribbled with crayons all over the walls, and fed the fish a whole container of fish food.
Puddleglum2 over 12 years ago
@Hobbes,ay(-ay-ay), there’s the rub!I hope it’s not rubbing (off on) you the wrong way!
Mitchtheone over 12 years ago
Well of course you were revoltin Calvin you didn’t take a bath…..
calvinsfriend110 over 12 years ago
Maybe he was stinky, like his mom said once.
JP Steve Premium Member over 12 years ago
Calvin? Good behavior????
Gretchen's Mom over 12 years ago
Yes, it was a “jail” all right . . . a baby jail called a crib!
Gretchen's Mom over 12 years ago
Or, for that all-around “jail” feel in case you’ve got yourself a real little “escape artist”, how about one with a “tent” to keep them “incarcerated” for sure?!?!?
Hobbes Premium Member over 12 years ago
@eric sanders: Johnny was reminded of Riley’s words because Calvin used the word “revolting” in today’s strip.
Twinkytoes over 12 years ago
Freud.
Freud, Freud, Freud.
elizabethcomic about 12 years ago
Well, I like how Calvin always makes things seem funny thataren’t that funny. Like going to jail. Or hittin someone with a flamthrower.