Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for August 02, 2012

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    Sciatic  over 12 years ago

    should have seen that you were setting yourself up for a trap calvin

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    torn newspaper  over 12 years ago

    Talk about the noodle incident.

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    rshive  over 12 years ago

    Translation – As long as I don’t have to clean my room, I’ve got nothing to do.

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    einarbt7  over 12 years ago

    Bad move.

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    margueritem  over 12 years ago

    Once again, the wrong thing to say.

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    Kali39  over 12 years ago

    That’s nice, Calvin. Go clean your room.

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    ChrissyT  over 12 years ago

    Never, ever, tell your mother that you don’t have anything to do. The results will be horrific.

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    ChrissyT  over 12 years ago

    My take on the 3rd panel: Mom is contemplating becoming an advocate for birth control.

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    GROG Premium Member over 12 years ago

    I think Mom will have the last brag. She’s contemplating all the things she can get you to do.

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    ShadowBeast Premium Member over 12 years ago

    She’s digging your grave Calvin.

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    Phapada  over 12 years ago

    get away calvin and dun say so much…

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    battle of plattsburgh  over 12 years ago

    Idle hands …. idle mind …. watch out Suzie!!

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    Vonne Anton  over 12 years ago

    Laughed out loud at this! Gonna try this joke on my wife today………uh, or maybe not.

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    Puddleglum2  over 12 years ago

    Calvin thinks ‘he calls a spade a spade’, but Mom thinks he’s ‘shoveling’ it!

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    Hobbes Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Click here: Peanuts (November 15, 1958)

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    Hobbes Premium Member over 12 years ago

    @GretchensMom: Be sure to read the late postings from several people yesterday.

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    lightenup Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Ooh, not a smart comment, Calvin! You’d have a long list of things to do in my house.

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    lightenup Premium Member over 12 years ago

    @ GretchensMom – I’m sorry about the loss of your cousin, and I agree with living life to it’s fullest. Enjoy, love, and laugh! Hugs and ♥♥ to you!

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    Jkiss  over 12 years ago

    @GretchensMom I just caught up and wanted to say, I am so very sorry for the loss of your cousin. I agree wholeheartedly about living life as if it can be easily taken away. My mother is recovering from surgery as we speak. It was unexpected and we almost lost her. She is doning fine now, but it really brings home how fragile life truly is.

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    Jkiss  over 12 years ago

    Calvin, for a smart kid, you don’t know when to keep your mouth shut…..do you.

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    supersexyghotmew95  over 12 years ago

    wah

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    cookies333  over 12 years ago

    Calvin really doesn’t know when to keep his mouth shut!

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    Number Three  over 12 years ago

    Poor Mum…

    What do you expect from Calvin?

    LOL xxx

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    MysteryCat  over 12 years ago

    Nice save, Calvin.

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    sonnygreen  over 12 years ago

    Bill W. vicariously living through Calvin. He needed a light work day. Enjoy Bill; you deserve it.

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    Hobbes Premium Member over 12 years ago

    @cookies333: Lucy is speaking for their mom in this one, because there are no adults in the strip. So it makes Lucy seem even more crabby sometimes, because she is also the bearer of bad news from their mom to Linus. In the early years, Charles Schulz experimented with parents’ voices coming from outside the panels, but then he gave up on that and used Lucy instead.The panels in the earliest Peanuts strips were so short that there was no room to show adults full height next to the kids, without making the kids tiny. Calvin and Hobbes works better this way because the panels are much taller. In today’s strip, note that Mom is more than twice as tall as Calvin, but the panel is tall enough that you can still see Calvin fine.

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    Hobbes Premium Member over 12 years ago

    @sonnygreen: Actually, Bill W. is enjoying a light couple of decades. Today’s strip is from July 1992.

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    Smoocher  over 12 years ago

    he’s hit a high note on the Hars

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    bmonk  over 12 years ago

    Bragging is a form or offshoot of pride, Calvin; your Mom will gladly help you avoid this deadly Capital Sin.

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    Rickapolis  over 12 years ago

    What if his room is already clean?

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    ratlum  over 12 years ago

    Just joshing .

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    snoopy323  over 12 years ago

    laul thats me

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    Puddleglum2  over 12 years ago

    @Bobzilla,They already have, …it’s called abortion!

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    khpage  over 12 years ago

    Methinks that shovel may be employed to adjust Calvin’s attitude…

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