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When I was a teenager it was âOh Mom, donât be so provincial!â whenever you wanted to do something daring (like when my sister wanted to wear hot pants). Didnât work for us, either.
Heâs lucky heâs able to sit upright after testing for a reaction. My little fanny wouldâve been pretty sore after pushing their buttons too many times.
Keep going Calvin, maybe someday youâll work your way up to:Antidisestablishmentaranism (sp?)(Which several years ago was removed from the dictionaries for lack of usage)
BE THIS GUY over 12 years ago
Calvin, always looking for new buttons to push.
TheSkulker over 12 years ago
Heâs a scientist â prone to experimentation.
euston over 12 years ago
âDisfunctionalâ is a word I would really try to avoid around a stressed out mom.
Sciatic over 12 years ago
try instigator next time
margueritem over 12 years ago
âDysfunctionalâ is perfect.
ratlum over 12 years ago
You and Mom can find lots words that will get you this kind of reaction .
Vandal00 over 12 years ago
Wish I thought of that one when I was younger.
rogue53 over 12 years ago
Say that again Calvin, and you might not be functional.
in.amongst over 12 years ago
So dysfunctional functions :)
rentier over 12 years ago
Calvins list of words must be very long at all!
orinoco womble over 12 years ago
When I was a teenager it was âOh Mom, donât be so provincial!â whenever you wanted to do something daring (like when my sister wanted to wear hot pants). Didnât work for us, either.
GROG Premium Member over 12 years ago
In my house, you wanted to avoid pushing those buttons otherwise youâd be dealing with dad who had quite the functional hand.
alan.gurka over 12 years ago
Heâs lucky heâs able to sit upright after testing for a reaction. My little fanny wouldâve been pretty sore after pushing their buttons too many times.
QuietStorm27 over 12 years ago
My little brother used to watch looney tunes all the time. One night at bedtime he told our mom âYouâre despicable!â
Number Three over 12 years ago
Oooooooh⊠You really push it, Calvin.
The little aeroplane is cute in the last panel.
xxx
The#1BoiseStateFan over 12 years ago
9/11 today, people. RIP to those who died and tried to save victims in these terrible attacks.
Hoodude over 12 years ago
Try âdisrupterâ..
TheAuldWan over 12 years ago
Calvin, funambulism expert.
holmswedeholm over 12 years ago
Mom in this strip started out with the best intentions. Look at the first panel again. Sheâs wearing angel wings!
Aaron Saltzer over 12 years ago
âŠAnd he still went to bed any way. Lol
Popeyesforearm over 12 years ago
and red butt to back it up
cosman over 12 years ago
Words thatâll get a reaction, andâll warm the behind..
tuslog64 over 12 years ago
Keep going Calvin, maybe someday youâll work your way up to:Antidisestablishmentaranism (sp?)(Which several years ago was removed from the dictionaries for lack of usage)
Phapada over 12 years ago
calvinsfriend110 over 12 years ago
Must have a lot of lines!Also, RIP to the people who lost their lives 11 years ago. Youâll never be forgotten.
Gretchen's Mom over 12 years ago
In honor of all the brave men, women and children we so sadly lost 11 years ago today . . .
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Puddleglum2 over 12 years ago
shygirl27,Did your brother âduckâ after he said âdesthpicableâ? Did your mother think he was âDaffyâ?
Rickapolis over 12 years ago
It may be the expression as much as the word.
khpage over 12 years ago
Thatâs why Calvin is Spiff the Spaceman â heâs always pushing the envelopeâŠ
iced tea over 12 years ago
Calvin needs Benadryl.
Karaboo2 over 12 years ago
Are Momâs hands doing the talking or is she the clapper!!! 9/11 Always Remember. Osama is no longer dysfunctional. Yaaaa
rgcviper over 12 years ago
SNERK!
Ahh, Calvin. You little devil, you.
Wethepeople over 12 years ago
i am not going to bed sensei