Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for September 28, 2012

Calvin learns the meaning of paradox and/or irony.

It IS hard work!

I love Hobbes’ sarcastic reaction expression.

So, Calvin wants to be in the Congress? He’s overqualified.

everyone is already worse than him

If not Congress, then a weather man. Those are the only two professions i can think of where you can be wrong 95% of the time ans still get to keep your job.

the kid is smart…. maybe he won’t have to work hard after all…

a profession where everyone is worse than the people before…politics? airline exec? tv exec? fox news and the murdock media fiefdom? phone companies exec? cable company exec? finacial industry and banking? pro league exec? replacement referree of the nfl? clergy?

You could be an old man by the time you find it, Calvin.

They say a life spent working as hard as you can is a life well spent…

To do that, you have to be a very high level exec. They get bonuses for destroying companies.

Love Hobbes’ eye roll.

LOL xxx

He could be president!

The problem with Calvin, isn’t that he isn’t smart, it’s that he lacks motivation.

Calvin will never grow up so he don;t have to worry about it.

There’s one in every group!

Become a bobsledder, Calvin…no one is better than you!

Land of the blind/one eyed man=king

I guess it would depend on how you define “success”, but I don’t believe you need to “Bully and step on people” in order to be a success. Use the talents that the Lord has given you in the place where the Lord has established you, and let Him bring about His results.

The character named Wally in the Dilbert strip seems to have accomplished this = the Zen of Wally….

Richard S. Russell: And inheritance comes before both.

Good idea, Calvin! You’re going to have a great career in Congress!

There is also the lottery …

Calvin’s plan is not to achieve success—only to look like it relative to the true bumblers.

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Which is likely to make him a true bumbler.

You will never find that.

Is he talking about the wagon?

HE NEVER GREW UP & HE IS ALREADY RETIRED, HAS BEEN FOR YEARS..

“…where everyone in it is worse than me.”Based on that statement, Calvin should NOT work at English grammar.

He’s going to become a politician!

I actually meant that comment sarcastically. I do agree with you, though.

POLITICS!

Really? That’s so sad. I would rather finish last than be a bully though.

No one is allowed to make a political reply to this reply.NO ONE.NOT EVEN YOU.Agreed. Let’s make people work for a living, and cut entitlement. We don’t deserve anything we don’t earn through our own actions. Those on the top worked hard to get there. Let’s not punish them for that. Reward that. Encourage it. Don’t let them abuse it, but assume they know what they’re doing and give them the freedom to do it.Common sense. A controlled substance.

If we ever find out who they are, we should do something about them!

lawyer

In a way, he’s on the right track. Hard work alone won’t do it!