Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for June 15, 2012

No problem, Cliff’s on it!

Hold it, come on, hold it,. There’s something funny going on here…(imagine that!). Don’t nobody move, I’m callin’ the cops….

Donut jokes for sail! Reasonable rates….Chuckles, $1.23, or 3 for a dollar…laugh out louds, don’t get me goin’, guffaws, a buck two eighty…coffee through the nose, priceless….call me Varnes…and stir it, baby….

Yep, Cliff with introduce them to his buddy, Mr.Coffee

Hmm. Needs more sprinkles.

Your story is a very short one.

Varnes….. back aWAAAAY from the coffee……sloooowly….that’s it….meanwhile…A.Ficionada… you asked yesterday about a link to the 2009 donut people strips….but I don’t know whether you ever came back to see my answer…

“It’s like getting drunk.”“What’s wrong with getting drunk?”“Ask a glass of water.”

Or something like that, from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.

Oh Cliff, do-not stand on formality now:show them their path – through your stomach and out your ….. ath?!? . . . ☻

Poor, naive Donut People!

Bagels?

Two days ago I wrote “the Donut people ask . . . ‘Why do we exist? and ’What is our purpose’? . . . and will receive instant answers upon their arrival on earth.”I was optimistic. They didn’t even make it to earth. Didn’t even make it past Cliff in low-earth orbit.

This can only end in crumbs…

This will not end well (for the donuts, that is).

Lorenzo, Radish, I dedicate Randy Newman’s “Sail away” to these poor donut treats…um…beings….http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chaP4MCXp4w

The donut people are in luck!

A classic rhyme comes to mind… with modifications:

“Oh Donuts, come and walk with me!” The Cllff did beseech…