Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for June 19, 2012

Singing waiters, the whole schmear!

Eel be sorry ee said that.

I wonder what an accordion sounds like under water. Probably better than it does in air.

Bet even Deano’s is laughing at this ??

Years ago I came up with “When an eel bites your thigh and you think you will die, that’s a moray.”

When an eel jumps right outAnd it bites off your snoutThat’s a moray.

Nah, asbestos only causes mesothelioma…. there is no treatment for accordion exposure.

Maybe they’ll all form a conger line.And since it’s degenerating into accordion talk, here’s a short clip of some guy playing air accordion.I suffered for you to get this link — had to listen to several before finding one that looked like air accordion should look

A moray? I’ve been spelling it wrong all these years!

(You won’t believe how you’re supposed to spell “pasta fazool”.)

That joke is “eel” old.

Hey!!! What’s with all the accordion bashing? The accordion is cool.

Anyone here read Stephan Pastis’s “Pearls Before Swine”?

I hate to do this, because I really LIKE Dave Blazek’s work, but this was lifted from a B.C. comic: “When a big fish jumps out, and snaps off your snout, that’s a moray!” Memorable, because B.C. is typically pathetic. It was the one good B.C. comic in the last 20 years or so.

The pipes are fine when played well. The accordion (and the harmonica) is just a collection of squeaking reeds.

As Kelly, from the scuba shop used to sing: Put your hand in a crack, and you don’t get it back, that’s a moray!