Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 28, 2012

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    Linux0s  over 12 years ago

    Actually he’s playing Angry Birds.

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    pouncingtiger  over 12 years ago

    It’s a good thing that Barry isn’t bleeding.

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    Linguist  over 12 years ago

    When you swim with the sharks, it’s always a good idea to have an exit plan.

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    kittenpah  over 12 years ago

    Looks like they’re just admiring his Android.

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    The Nihilist  over 12 years ago

    Nature is an indiscriminate executioner

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    Lord Garth  over 12 years ago

    He’s not texting, he’s looking up how to repel three enormous sharks

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    Randy B Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Predators can sense the stupid.

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    Ida No  over 12 years ago

    Evolution is a beautiful thing.Evolve or die!

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    jreckard  over 12 years ago

    I think he’s deep sea phishing.

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    Varnes  over 12 years ago

    Very few people are killed by sharks, no more than a couple per year world wide….More people are killed by elephants than sharks in a year…(Substituted in a H.S. science class, showed a shark film over and over and over…) Seriously, normally you can swim with them and you’ll be fine….They get a bad rep….

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    Varnes  over 12 years ago

    But in this cartoon, the tittle of Carl Hiaasen’s new book comes to mind…“Chomp!”

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    Varnes  over 12 years ago

    c u latr lol….

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    stripseeker  over 12 years ago

    @Linguist@VarnesThe sharks have their own exit plan for the diver via their digestive tracts. Feeding frenzy coming right up. Lunch is served!

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    stripseeker  over 12 years ago

    @GrainbeltZippy will be down shortly with the taco sauce for the sharks. No meal is complete without taco sauce.

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    stripseeker  over 12 years ago

    @Varnes(First post)Believe you’re correct here, but this might be due to the sharks’ preference for the taste of fish, but if it’s been awhile since their last dining experience, they’ll go for a little human flesh if there isn’t a ready supply of fish in the vicinity.

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    GoodQuestion Premium Member over 12 years ago

    The sharks are in for a tweet . . . . ☻

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    stripseeker  over 12 years ago

    @Varnes(First Post)Considering your work as a substitute in H.S. science, believe you might agree that we vulnerable bipeds owe our continued existence to the fact that many predators really don’t care much for the taste of people meat.If something else is available, they give preference to that being on the menu.

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    stripseeker  over 12 years ago

    @Grainbelt@Varnes (3rd post)Sharks: (Burp).Debris field.

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    gjsjr41  over 12 years ago

    Can’t he hear the music?

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    GROG Premium Member over 12 years ago

    One fine day, you’ll be mine…

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    js305  over 12 years ago

    Barry???? Is that a teleprompter???

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    rockngolfer  over 12 years ago

    He is probably googling Carcharodon carcharias.

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    Brandywine0419  over 12 years ago

    Famous Last Words: LOL IKR?

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    thirdguy  over 12 years ago

    I wonder if it is human meat they don’t care for, or is it wet suits and scuba gear? That stuff could be awfully hard on the digestive tract.

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    stripseeker  over 12 years ago

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    How blind these mortals (trolls) be.Hope the ETs feel our pain and aid us with an exit plan for the rest of us.

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    yimhere  over 12 years ago

    Looks like the sharks are Barry picking….. and cleaning up the gene pool….

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    dabugger  over 12 years ago

    White sharks are lone hunters…..

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    hcr1985  over 12 years ago

    “got my legs ripped off…LOL”

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    Digital Frog  over 12 years ago

    At least he’s not smoking a joint while diving. Otherwise, he’d be a Scuba doobie dude.

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    Esme84  over 12 years ago

    Is there an app for that?

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    elbeck  over 12 years ago

    Too bad it isn’t this easy to eradicate dRivers with cell phones.

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    BeniHanna6 Premium Member over 12 years ago

    If you would note, all in past tense…

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    characteryoulove  over 12 years ago

    The sharks just want the phone

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    TheAuldWan  over 12 years ago

    ONCE YOU OPEN THEIR SHELL, THEY’RE DELICIOUS….

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    Linguist  over 12 years ago

    Sharks are naturally curious creatures but with a few exceptions, not normally aggressive towards divers. I have done a lot of diving in my lifetime and been around sharks, barracuda, moray eels etc. As long as you stay alert, you won’t get hurt.Most shark attacks are from Bull sharks, who seem to have a predilection for swimmers.

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    The Life I Draw Upon  over 12 years ago

    Watch out for the skate patrol.

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    Varnes  over 12 years ago

    And those bull sharks can live in fresh water it they want to…..They sometimes come up the Mississippi as far as Minnesota…..As a resident of the Great Lakes, I find that a bit un-nerving, to say the least. Mmmmm……..maybe they’ll eat the jumping catfish!

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    Fan o’ Lio.  over 12 years ago

    Was Steve Irwin texting?

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    sonnygreen  over 12 years ago

    Why would a person in their right mind want to go swimming with sharks? There I go answering my own question. . (in their right mind) . . never mind!

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    Can't Sleep  over 12 years ago

    He’s texting a will to his lawyer. Yes, when surrounded by one kind of shark, contact another.

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    dumbbobsbrother  over 12 years ago

    Actually texting while diving is way less dangerous than texting while driving. While driving there is a very good chance Barry will kill or injure several other people besides himself.

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    freeholder1  over 12 years ago

    If he came here, he’d be swimming with the snarks….: )

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    freeholder1  over 12 years ago

    Is he FIN-ished yet?

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    freeholder1  over 12 years ago

    You think this is bad: he didn’t get the unlimited texting option on his phone plan!!!

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    Vonne Anton  over 12 years ago

    Now I know why my can of tuna was ringing! Can back off the meds now…what a relief!

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    BillWa  over 12 years ago

    Hv’ng wnd’rfl tm, wl tlk so…

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    King_Shark  over 12 years ago

    Looks rather like Greenland Sharks, in which case he’s safe as houses.

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