Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 02, 2012

… well I’ll be danged … never thot of that!!

It all makes such good sense. Wait until Larry sees her again.

Pastis . . . . . .

Why do you think that?

now we’ll NEVER know the secret of a successful life!

Yeah, but now she can’t hang out at the country western bar.

She’s not angry, she’s just explaining the reason for her haircut.

OK, Pastis, now explain why breast implants are a bad idea.

If she would just learn some simple page formatting…Click on the balloon, and pull it forward, in front of her hair…or highlight the text and shrink it to fit…She could keep her glamorous high-piled “do” and lose the Elvis look.

Didn’t it used to be that when Patty did a lot of talking nobody else got to speak in the same panel?

Back off, animal-disparagers! Patty looks great with her new hairdo, and now we all have at least a chance to learn the Secret of a Successful Life! —If only Pastis would tell us!

And of course, we know females crocodiles HAVE hairdo’s…

Hence, the reason Marge Simpson works on TV.

What a load of bull, and everyone bought it. Bubbles can, and do routinely, go in front of people, and their hair. He swapped to a horrible hair style from a pretty cool one, got flak for it, and is not trying to justify the move, by lying in a strip. Good job. As a former lawyer, I would have thought you knew better. Oh, wait…

If there were a 5th panel; Pig would be hysterically screaming about the meaning of a successful life.

the eighties must have been sustained silence in the comics

OKAY!

Aw, c’mon guys. Little tiny implants, makeup, etc. would help Patty gain some femininity.

Today’s song is Hair by the Cowsills:Let it fly in the breezeAnd get caught in the treesGive a home to the fleas in my hairA home for fleasA hive for beesA nest for birdsThere ain’t no wordsFor the beauty, the splendor, the wonderOf my…

Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hairFlow it, show itLong as God can grow itMy hair

the secret of a successful life is ….. BIG HAIR!!

There are only two words I can say about the 3rd Panel.

Marge Simpson.

LOL xxx

So what is the secret of a successful life?

Hair ball…

If she wants short hair, she should try an Uma Thurman / Prince Valiant bob. The only thing more wrong-looking than a croc with hair is a croc with George Jetson hair.

BTW, how come we can all hear the asinine things that that fathead Rush keeps saying?

Imagine how smart Homer would be if Marge’s hair wasn’t in the way!

God obviously never intended us to have a lot of things, or do a lot of things, that technology has enabled us to do. Of course I was being sarcastic – but the fact that you took the opportunity to start slinging cheap-shot casual insults says a lot more about the caliber of person YOU are than my remark does about me.

Do you really want to take “successful life” advice from someone who married Larry?

So—the secret of a successful life is short hair?

I think she looks like a game show host.

Would’nt that be the fault of the cartoonist, in the life a strip you don’t even think of a speech balloon so I don’t see why looking like Marge in The Simpson should be worse than Thel in Family Circus!

that hair does look lots better than that orange helmet hair.

First time of talking about something other that you’re ******* husband !

I like Patty’s new hair. Her old hair didn’t look very feminine.

I think it is love.