hamhock: man,I gotta start working out. captain: *pffft!* I haven't worked out in years and look at me! hamhock: hey, that's all padding!! captain: I said "look"!!!
That would help make a secret identity more convincing, if you were a really skinny guy in real life. But Cap doesn’t have a secret identity, or it’s so secret even he doesn’t know about it.
One problem with the padding idea, fat’s hard to hide. A fat person in a “muscular” padded costume still looks like a fat person in a “muscular” padded costume.
King_Shark about 12 years ago
Yeah, look at how he kept himself thin by drinking all his meals out of a bottle.
puddleglum1066 about 12 years ago
At least they’re not implants.
Coyoty Premium Member about 12 years ago
That would help make a secret identity more convincing, if you were a really skinny guy in real life. But Cap doesn’t have a secret identity, or it’s so secret even he doesn’t know about it.
Kaywest about 12 years ago
Maximum padding, can fly as if he has wings. I sense an endorsement opportunity.
el8 about 12 years ago
look, don’t touch
knight1192a about 12 years ago
One problem with the padding idea, fat’s hard to hide. A fat person in a “muscular” padded costume still looks like a fat person in a “muscular” padded costume.