Has it occurred to anyone that old dudes wearing black socks with sandals are doing the whole world a favor by keeping their gnarly yellow toenails covered and out of view?
The comic is funny, cos I know most of the country gets the vapors at the thought…but up here in the counter-cultural haven of N. Calif, where there’s no predicting the weather, which drops from the 90’s to the 50’s in a couple of hours on a summer night anyway…
I know I’ll get slammed, but I have to say…almost everybody I know, from little kids to geezers, sometimes wears socks with sandals, even me!
I’ll grant you, usually not in the office or working at the bank….and a guy in thin nylon dress socks and old fashioned men’s “dress sandals” looks funny anyplace, as do knee high yellow golf socks and plastic sandals, and I’m not crazy about white socks on men anyway… but brown wooly socks, heavy hand knit striped socks, or black crew socks with Tevas or Birkenstocks, or heavy leather sandals….around here they wouldn’t even draw a sidelong glance.
Often wonder, with those who omit the socks yet wear slip-ons or other enclosing shoes: How much foot poison must accumulate before the shoes must be discarded for failing the sniff test, For moi, style can’t trump hygiene.
There is entirely too much sex in the comics these days. What? Socks? Oh, never mind.Arrrrrg-yle….the puns come fast and furious here. I used to live in Fox Pass, we didn’t spell it all funny like you fancy folk.
- Wearing socks with sandals is a fashion faux paus. I got it- Socks are terrified of sandals? I don’t get it.I sort of get the notion that socks “wouldn’t like it” (maybe), but these socks seem horrified, as if they are going to die. Assuming socks are sentient, wouldn’t sandals be “more desirable” then regular shoes, since they can still see what is going on.
Socks and Sandals Walkin’ down the street, the ladies all be lookin’ As I pass they say, “Hey what’s cookin’?”
I say nothin’ much, but they don’t care, cuz @ my feet, they continue to stare… Hey ladies do ya mind, my eyes are up here, but it ain’t their fault, I’m rockin’ crazy fresh footwear!
Footy Scent is Bringin’ back, Socks and Sandals what, what, what Socks and sandals bringin’ back, socks with sandals what, what, what Socks and Sandals
Some haters say that look was never in I say no disrespect or I’ll kick you in the shin I walk on by and say whatever, random! Now I’m inside his head like my socks inside my sandals.
Cuz im bringin’ back socks and sandals what, what, what Socks and sandals! bringin’ back, socks and sandals! What, what, what? Socks and Sandals!
Hush puppy break it down for the fellas @ home!
(Hush Puppy Rap) Well, well, well ya dont have to worry ‘bout clippin’ your toenails, and your feet won’t get slimy if you step on a snail. Socks add a little bit of mystery, they prevent your toes from gettin’ blistery! And here’s one more thing, just so you know, when she asks for your digits, she means your toes!
(Back to Footy Scent) Cuz I’m bringin back, socks and sandals what, what, what socks and sandals bringin’ back, socks and sandals what, what what socks and sandals Flip flop, and some flippin socks Toe sandals, ain’t no scandals moccasins mocasins? You’re out of ladies.
(Footy Scent) Bringin back, socks and sandals! What what what? Socks and sandals! Bringin’ back socks and sandals! What what what? Socks and sandals! And we look so good in sandals(I know)
margueritem over 12 years ago
The absolute horror of the fashion faux-pas!!!
BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member over 12 years ago
Has it occurred to anyone that old dudes wearing black socks with sandals are doing the whole world a favor by keeping their gnarly yellow toenails covered and out of view?
Tue Elung-Jensen over 12 years ago
Is it even possible to buy sandals in the US?
fullmoondeb Premium Member over 12 years ago
Sock it to ’em, baby! My, what a good looking crew__
Superfrog over 12 years ago
This is just more soxploitation.
bluskies over 12 years ago
Black sox is better than no sox at all. @Dogsniff- Good one,
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
The comic is funny, cos I know most of the country gets the vapors at the thought…but up here in the counter-cultural haven of N. Calif, where there’s no predicting the weather, which drops from the 90’s to the 50’s in a couple of hours on a summer night anyway…
I know I’ll get slammed, but I have to say…almost everybody I know, from little kids to geezers, sometimes wears socks with sandals, even me!
I’ll grant you, usually not in the office or working at the bank….and a guy in thin nylon dress socks and old fashioned men’s “dress sandals” looks funny anyplace, as do knee high yellow golf socks and plastic sandals, and I’m not crazy about white socks on men anyway… but brown wooly socks, heavy hand knit striped socks, or black crew socks with Tevas or Birkenstocks, or heavy leather sandals….around here they wouldn’t even draw a sidelong glance.
jreckard over 12 years ago
People who declare this or that to be a fashion faux pas are just knit pickers.
codedaddy over 12 years ago
And in some cases, “hosey whales”.
codedaddy over 12 years ago
Often wonder, with those who omit the socks yet wear slip-ons or other enclosing shoes: How much foot poison must accumulate before the shoes must be discarded for failing the sniff test, For moi, style can’t trump hygiene.
finale over 12 years ago
What’s ARCH Stanton have to say about this?
RubyRedRing54 over 12 years ago
So the “lost” socks from the wash are running to the theater?
Stephen Gilberg over 12 years ago
This morning I read that white socks with sandals were a faux pas. Does this mean that sandals and socks just don’t go together?
Packratjohn Premium Member over 12 years ago
There is entirely too much sex in the comics these days. What? Socks? Oh, never mind.Arrrrrg-yle….the puns come fast and furious here. I used to live in Fox Pass, we didn’t spell it all funny like you fancy folk.
LingeeWhiz over 12 years ago
A black sock in a Birkenstock! Oh My, I can’t look either!
docredbird over 12 years ago
- Wearing socks with sandals is a fashion faux paus. I got it- Socks are terrified of sandals? I don’t get it.I sort of get the notion that socks “wouldn’t like it” (maybe), but these socks seem horrified, as if they are going to die. Assuming socks are sentient, wouldn’t sandals be “more desirable” then regular shoes, since they can still see what is going on.
Casey Southards over 12 years ago
To funny.
REDROCKER51 over 12 years ago
well…maybe the ol men don’t wanna tie shoes…..
V-Beast over 12 years ago
@finale: What’s ARCH Stanton have to say about this?I have FALLEN behind.
amaryllis2 Premium Member over 12 years ago
@SusanSunshine: Yes! Ten handknit pairs to go with my Birkis as the San Francisco fog rolls in.
Popeyesforearm over 12 years ago
sure that isn’t Black Bart?
Popeyesforearm over 12 years ago
we don’t cotton to his kind ’round these parts.
Fan o’ Lio. over 12 years ago
No Argyles in the audience??
Kamino Neko over 12 years ago
Man, the black guy ALWAYS gets it first…
steelersneo over 12 years ago
From So Random! on the Disney Channel:
Socks and Sandals Walkin’ down the street, the ladies all be lookin’ As I pass they say, “Hey what’s cookin’?”
I say nothin’ much, but they don’t care, cuz @ my feet, they continue to stare… Hey ladies do ya mind, my eyes are up here, but it ain’t their fault, I’m rockin’ crazy fresh footwear!
Footy Scent is Bringin’ back, Socks and Sandals what, what, what Socks and sandals bringin’ back, socks with sandals what, what, what Socks and Sandals
Some haters say that look was never in I say no disrespect or I’ll kick you in the shin I walk on by and say whatever, random! Now I’m inside his head like my socks inside my sandals.
Cuz im bringin’ back socks and sandals what, what, what Socks and sandals! bringin’ back, socks and sandals! What, what, what? Socks and Sandals!
Hush puppy break it down for the fellas @ home!
(Hush Puppy Rap) Well, well, well ya dont have to worry ‘bout clippin’ your toenails, and your feet won’t get slimy if you step on a snail. Socks add a little bit of mystery, they prevent your toes from gettin’ blistery! And here’s one more thing, just so you know, when she asks for your digits, she means your toes!
(Back to Footy Scent) Cuz I’m bringin back, socks and sandals what, what, what socks and sandals bringin’ back, socks and sandals what, what what socks and sandals Flip flop, and some flippin socks Toe sandals, ain’t no scandals moccasins mocasins? You’re out of ladies.
(Footy Scent) Bringin back, socks and sandals! What what what? Socks and sandals! Bringin’ back socks and sandals! What what what? Socks and sandals! And we look so good in sandals(I know)
Nimsshow over 12 years ago
Everyone knows the black sock dies first