Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 11, 2012

A direct quote from Mitt & Company.

Perfect bait for the political trolls.

It’s nice, belonging to the one per cent.

Re: ARCHERYAndrea was always known as a straight arrow. She was just a little off the mark.

I guess that means you’re claiming that you’re not weak, hungry, or poor…at this moment? Pride: the deadliest.

If you want a war, go and fight it yourself and let the rest of get on with living..If politicians lived on a basic wage with no perks, the situation in the world would change overnight.

Yea, worry about your belt digging into your stomach or your underware being to loose.

Re blog (Fearless),Is the little girl picking a husband or seeeing if she can recognise her father after he’s been away for so long?

They need to hit a tanning salon.

Man, I was hoping for some light funny comments; thank goodness for Dogsniff.

We were revolting in ‘89 and we’ll be revolting again soon. This time with ak’s not pitchforks.

“Which family reads together?”Obviously it’s the top family reading Frog Applause, and none of them getting it.

sounds like Republi-Cans to me…..

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for the ‘Fearless’ title replacement, how aboutwhere are the WMD’s my daddy died for?

“….and that Wretched Refuse can just go stuff themselves.”

honestly Teresa.this is to true to be funny.

WHICH FAMILY READS TOGETHER?Both actually. The family on the bottom reads good books and the one above them reads political tracts.Not at all inspired by today’s F.A. Not.

SCARRED STORE FRONTSInteresting that it lead off with Ruby Tuesday. We had one like that but it wasn’t long before it was occupied by a second location of Nine Irish Brothers, a locally owned and operated eatery’s second location with far better food and everything else than Ruby Tuesday ever had. And of course the fact that I took some or the pictures that flash by on the front page and just happen to be wearing one of their T-shirts has nothing to do with this post.

Re: KRAFT (1960s)That was when cheese was cheese, NOT american pasteurized processed cheese food. Sort of takes the appetite away. You have to search for real Kraft cheese and it’s more expensive then the pseudo stuff.

Ah the political trolls are out in force.

The “faceless” 1%. It is easy to hate them because they have been de-humanized.

That’s the way the class-warfare con artists on the left want it.

The GOP National Committee comes to order!!!!

HELP OUT A FELLOW FROG APPLAUSE READERReader L needs your help to find this:There is a monograph written at least 100 years ago on the shapes of breasts around the world. All the different races and their variant female boob configurations are pictured in loving detail. I saw a mention and a page of this once, I know not where. I can’t remember the author’s name, title, published date etc.-I think it was BOOBS AROUND THE GLOBE BY SYMORE TITS

I read an article in some health magazine that cheese breaks down into queso-morphines during digestion – highly addictive components that leave us wanting MORE Kraft processed cheese food!

The Painkiller Polka! I am suddenly seized with a burning desire to learn to play piano and to collect old polkas and rags, just to hear what the heck they sound like. (If there isn’t a YouTube channel for this, there SHOULD be!)

Where are you #6?? Andy Capp without a cap …. ??

A word about Long John Baldry …-I was a big fan of his blues rock music, but didn’t care much for the crooner-pop period he went through. He was at the center of the first days of blues-rock in England and gave many young rock stars their first taste of what it would be like to actually perform. IMHO … his best song …. “Don’t Lay No Boogie-Woogie on the King of Rock and Roll” from 1960s … He returned to blues-rock … recording for a company in Canada … and sadly died a few years ago.

Re: FA for 12 VII 12 [as seen on the FB ‘lame announcements and updates" posting]—Yes, you are a good doggie, but why aren’t you on this page where you belong?!

And the first shall be the last and the last first. (Something like that.)

If the dog is a dachshund, is it still a Liberty pup?

Sure, she could really spin a yarn, but Flannery O’Connor was also a good cartoonist.