Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 30, 2012

Just a sec honey, I’m just finishing up my lie.

As Jonah said: " First liar doesn’t stand a chance " !

Wait til the second telling, and it will be bigger!

“Pretty good… to bad I lost all the documents in when the basement flooded”

Close-up on fish with man in the distance.

Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day.

Teach a man to fish and he’ll be late for dinner a little buzzed and kinda stinky….

Come on guys, there’s lots of them out there…I just can’t think now…..

Lascaux fishing!

Ook, that line you’re drawing’s a stinker!

This is nothing…you should have seen the one that got away!

I think if you add a real fish and some drawings with it, then that’d be good, besides the fish drawing

Is he an early ex-poitician, or is he running for office, and this is one of his campaign promises? Either way, it stinks like day old fish!

Shades of “Dreams From My Father”! … ;)

Ooooh, I want to make a bumper sticker (somehow) out of this quote!

He’s not done yet…he still has to add in the under-belly ICBM rocket launcher…give it a little more credibility for our evolutionist friends :-)

Ancestor of James Frey. LOL!

The First Edition of Photoshop.

Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day.Teach a man to fish, and ya gotta get up at 5 a.m., drive to the lake, rent a boat…. i say forget the whole thing

Oh ain’t that the truth.

I think I’ll get this tee shirt!

Give a man a fish, and you’ll feed him for a day. Teach a republican to fish, and he’ll open a Bass Pro Shop and catch a million! …. or so he’ll tell you…

Something FISHIE about that.

Artistic expression.

Doubt it you want, but it was not just fishermen that attested.

There are two areas where guys tell most lies about size – fishing and …….. !

“One Hundred Thousand Years later, who is really going to know the truth….?”Maybe someone will find the fossilized fish and pole nearby.

Not exactly a lie, just an extreme exageration…

He will go on to invent the elastic tape measure to “Prove up” on his claims!

I’ve had grits…they would be from H (ell)!

of course, they all deny……

Obama: The Really Early Years.

Exactly! : )

Seriously though, I think they’re all more or less the same thing. : )

If you lie around in the sun all day drinking beer, you are a bum! If you do it with a fishing pole in your hand you are a Fisherman!

Teach a man how to comment on a comic, an he’ll go on for ever….

“….. and it fed the entire village for a month! A MONTH!”

Moderator, in this case, is a software program with very poor discrimination.

This cartoon was very funny the first time I saw it published in (7/9/2008) as I was then in the process of writing MY memiors. It was so timely and timing is everything in the laugh department.

The fish gets bigger every time he paints it ….