Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for July 28, 2012

Heck, might as well be married.

No Refunds — read the sign

At least she’s accurate.

Thanks to the damn government nowadays you probably won’t get a raise for the rest of your life!

I’m of course talking about a raise in REAL terms not the lying though their teeth that the present administrations (everybody since and including Clinton) do to make people THINK they are better off now when in reality they are worse off than any time since Cosmo’s De Soto was built!

And before anybody gripes about EITHER one party or the other, they are BOTH responsible for it.

It’s an accumulative total of:Johnson’s Vietnam war inflation,Carter’s runaway “stagflation”,The financial deregulation disaster of the Clinton administration’s repeal of the Glass-Steagall act,Shrub’s disastrous THREE TRILLION DOLLAR war in Iraq,And Obama’s continuation of that forever wars against everybody that Israel doesn’t like policy.

Tell me something I don’t know.

Cosmo! you’re doing it backwards! you look around, chat awhile, find out if you like each other…and after the first bedroom trip…then you date. Then you enjoy your date ‘cause you already know each other. And you’re comfortable. DATES are a good way to help keep a relationship together. As a way to start them, they serve the entertainment biz.

Which is another biz scam. Big Chief D! a great e-z list.

Yup…it is a plot by another class…class war…and remember, their class is winning. I have a PLAN, though.

If I don’t get a raise then I can’t afford a date…duh !