Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 25, 2012

Wiz doesn’t need any security camera when he’sgot Blanche to protect him.

Eye like it

Auugghh….Run and hide! The Wiz is Sauron!

… it’s all neat now, until some midget drops a ring in a volcano …

I wonder how much the permits cost to get that done. The Fink doesn’t work on the cheap…

That thing isn’t still saying “Prisoner Zero has escaped” is it. I thought the Doctor had seen them off.

Sauron’s sore at the Id-iots.

Now, it appears that one can simply walk into Mordor.

I want one!

Public Eye

Time to put up that no hobbits/midgits near the tower of sauron sign…

There were still a lot of orcs left over….and some cave trolls….

While it may be true that people now may simply walk into Mordor, now one does not merely walk into next door.

I know what happened the ring was thrown in and this is what happened to be on the other side of middle earth.

Apparently, ID is having an EYE-dentity crisis.

more horridor

I guess Wiz has it to protect his “precious”

It’s actually NSA…thirty trillion messages to and from Americans every day real time. Hi there, kids at NSA…

That alarm is so 1984.

Don’t give the O administration (or anyone else in Washington) any ideas.

no he means Schlob – i go the reference :D

sure, looks like soarin’howeverof the eye the illusion bewarebecause —there’s certainly The Evil Eye but by far there’s also the Abundant Eye

One ring to find them,One ring to rule them all,And in the Idness bind them.

that oughta keep out those filthy hobbitses

Aack! I remember reading the trilogy and feeling as though I was carrying the ring around my neck! (I know…I have serious issues.)

Sauromon apparently controls Sauron then