Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for August 11, 2012

Yep, guessed that “make him a lefty” was dead center. Pulling a club with your left arm in VERY natural and I have done it as a golf drill before.

Now see if I can guess how he lost his arm. He got legless drunk and had a car (hummer or whatever) accident. Unfortunately, there are TONS of auto-type accidents our soldiers have over in the Middle East.

If he gets really good he better get used to people asking him what his handicap is.

That’s a wrap onto HS football?

“Call me lefty.” Now that would have been considered downright rude if someone had made that comment four weeks ago.

Good one kdizzle. Since Steve-O has his manhood, ready for that date with Molly before she skips off to State U. to resume her position as an English Lit prof’s aide. While Gilmeister is curing lepers , errr, helping former players, Mimi is covered in coco butter poolside awaitng a fresh pitcher of Mojitoes from Pedro. Mudlark football? You must be jesting. It’s not September and we need a new cast of players.

With all kidding and making fun of the strip and story line aside, we do need to Thank our troops for what they do.Thank a Vet today

p3 improves upon the up-shot used a few days back

Don’t we have time for synchronized swimming in the MCC pool before football practice? Or Marty Moon with a hard-hitting expose about Gil buying knockoff football helmets from a sweatshop in Goshen? I want a 400-pound lineman who Gil is going to trim into an All-State tackle by turning him into a vegetarian. The drama continues Monday.

Fred Willard grips it one-handed.

Everything was going so well until the “Thank YOU” comment. In P3. Steve is ready to go all Hulk and commence to smashing.