Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 28, 2012
Transcript:
Goat: Where's Pig today? Rat: Getting ready for a date with a girl he knew years ago. But he's worried 'cause he thinks he's too fat now. Goat; Poor guy. What's he gonna do? Rat: I told him if he wants to look thinner, he should wear something with vertical stripes. Pig: I feel better now.
Templo S.U.D. about 12 years ago
Uh… did Pig raid Jon Arbuckle’s drawer and closet?
Ottodesu about 12 years ago
Actually, research indicates that horizontally stripe attired people are perceived to have less weight than vertically striped ones.Which suits me, I adore women in stripes. Tight fitting plain black and white is the best.
Sisyphos about 12 years ago
All I can say is, WOW! Pig’s sartorial splendor leaves me speechless!
legaleagle48 about 12 years ago
Let’s just hope that the crocs don’t mistake him for a new zeeba neighbor.
waycyber about 12 years ago
Pig has been barred! Stripes in a strip tease! I think several lines have been crossed with this cartoon.
The#1BoiseStateFan about 12 years ago
Rat’s an *ss
knight1192a about 12 years ago
You ever notice when Rat is actually meant to be helpful it always ends up like this. Most of the time Rat does this to Pig on purpose. But when he’s meant to be helpful it’s either Goat or Zebra (usually Goat) is there with the look Goat and Rat both have in the third panel. Or else the look is one of shock. No annoyed comment from them about not listening to Rat and no gloating from Rat.
SHW about 12 years ago
Creepy-looking!
GoodQuestion Premium Member about 12 years ago
I dunno, fer some reason, pig in stripes reminds me of bacon . . . . . ☻
Casey Southards about 12 years ago
Okay, where is Rat with the bat.
waycyber about 12 years ago
Mmm! ,Pig in stripes!
m.l. about 12 years ago
Defective Premium Member about 12 years ago
I can’t believe rat was giving useful advice. Is he broken?
Sherlock Watson about 12 years ago
Those sure ain’t pickup lines.
finale about 12 years ago
I want one of those Skimmers.
hariseldon59 about 12 years ago
He’s supposed to be fat. He’s a pig!
tjimlee about 12 years ago
more crocs
Number Three about 12 years ago
Very fetching!
It would be Rat’s idea.
LOL xxx
Hectoruno about 12 years ago
Who is this girl? Can it be Fanny?
Rickapolis about 12 years ago
That outfit will sure get the chicks.
Firebird67 about 12 years ago
A pig in a burka? The mind boggles.
Popeyesforearm about 12 years ago
she’s gonna go horizontal when she sees him
patsysutcliffe Premium Member about 12 years ago
this is so much better here, colored, than in the black and white newspaper. Love the detail, and the different colors of stripes.
Queen of America about 12 years ago
If the outfit works for Pig, I might have to borrow it
Austria almost 12 years ago
Ya know he does look thinner…
KatP Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Um, overkill?
The_bunny_guy almost 4 years ago
Check out this Garfield comic strip: https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1990/01/31