This is explain why I get missile and launcher last Christmas. I was wondering, because I ask for t-shirt and socks. What should I do with those missile?
It’s “If his nose WERE any higher (the subjunctive mood is required here because it’s a contrary-to-fact situation), he’d DROWN (there’s no such word as ‘drownd.’”) Yes, I’m a Grammar Nazi — what of it?
@ Dukedoug and artybee, there is more than a lack of familiarity with grammar wrong with someone who uses a cartoon site to make political comments. I doubt that any of us can fix it.
Why doesn’t Santa “deliver” missiles to those on his “naughty” list (and I use the word “deliver” in the present launch tense…no apostrophes required)?
Dear Calvin, the original Santa Claus (St. Nicolas of Ancyra) gave needed gifts—specifically, dowries to three poor sisters so they could get married. Sounds like your socks and shirt are right in line with the original intent.
Punctuation seems to be a problem for all people regardless of political stripe. For instance, should I have put a comma after people and before regardless?
Totally agree, leagleagle and sharuniboy seem to be comparing the size of their… brains, no one cares how smart they think they are. For god’s sake leagleagle is a former telemarketer turned “paraleagal”, with the huge brain they’re packing you would think they went to law school (which in itself is no measure of intellegence). No one bother to point out any spelling or puncuation mistakes in my comment… don’t care anyways.
I really hope I used the word comma and not apostrophe in my response to your comment. If I did use the wrong word please forgive an old neo-facist. (That’s a joke.)
Incompetency is by no means limited to charitable organizations – consider how well most governments are run….they also give a little back but take most of it for themselves….“Thou shalt not steal”, “Thou shalt not covet what belongs to thy neighbors”….
Calvin’s gone from putting Santa on the defensive regarding cheap elf labor to downright insulting him by telling him to “get with the program” when it comes to gift giving! How does Calvin think this is going to put even one single thing on his wish list underneath his Christmas tree this year?!? To avoid nothing but a lump of coal, it would probably be best to rethink yet again this particular letter to Santa!
The#1BoiseStateFan almost 12 years ago
Nice try.
GROG Premium Member almost 12 years ago
He sounds very competent to me, Calvin. You’re not getting one this year either.
mithungo almost 12 years ago
So no more flame throwers?
bluskies almost 12 years ago
Sounds like somebody needs to learn the difference between a “wish list” and an “order form”.
RobinHood2013 almost 12 years ago
Cute kid. Bad attitude. I love it.
ratlum almost 12 years ago
Lots of people might want these things.But Calvins not ready for these kind of toys.But Space man Spiff ??
Mihir Asher almost 12 years ago
Calvin does not realise the awesome power and lethality of smelly old socks
RetroJenny almost 12 years ago
Look on the bright side, Cal. You could make a sock monkey or puppet.
rentier almost 12 years ago
Socks and shirts are fine, you’ll see!
rv77ax almost 12 years ago
This is explain why I get missile and launcher last Christmas. I was wondering, because I ask for t-shirt and socks. What should I do with those missile?
Magnolia42 almost 12 years ago
You should read “Eats, Shoots and Runs” It’s about the important comma.
Phapada almost 12 years ago
more try boy’s….
mkd_1218 almost 12 years ago
Hummm……why does that sound so familiar? Calvin! You been watching tv news lately?
Purple Ninja almost 12 years ago
Imagine if Calvin DID get his nuclear missiles!
Superhawk almost 12 years ago
@dukedoug
I’m curious why he/she thinks that was a negative comment. I guess some people just look for negativity. (Not to be confused with Nativity) :-)
Aaberon almost 12 years ago
GOOD Idea!! I was just thinking this past weekend that I needed a Jeff Dunham (the other white meat) fix.
legaleagle48 almost 12 years ago
It’s “If his nose WERE any higher (the subjunctive mood is required here because it’s a contrary-to-fact situation), he’d DROWN (there’s no such word as ‘drownd.’”) Yes, I’m a Grammar Nazi — what of it?
battle of plattsburgh almost 12 years ago
Some people wish for peace on Earth, others wish for nuclear missiles.
Nobody ever seems to get their “peace on Earth” wish fulfilled.Number Three almost 12 years ago
That’s right, Calvin… You tell him!
LOL xxx
el_flesh almost 12 years ago
at least he doesn’t use " get’s "
me almost 12 years ago
@ rv77ax -———- :)
me almost 12 years ago
Why didn’t my @ light up in blue?
Chris Kenworthy almost 12 years ago
Sorry Calvin – just because he doesn’t deliver exactly what you ask for, that doesn’t mean he’s incompetent. ;)
bvallinino almost 12 years ago
HO! HO! HO! to you, Calvin. Santa may put COAL in your stocking this year.
cowcat almost 12 years ago
@ Dukedoug and artybee, there is more than a lack of familiarity with grammar wrong with someone who uses a cartoon site to make political comments. I doubt that any of us can fix it.
Spudart almost 12 years ago
I like how Calvin holds up the paper with his writing and examines it. Watterson is a storytelling genius.
samet almost 12 years ago
@rv77ax send it to Calvin’s house! He said that they live at the E on United States, can’t be hard to find!
Vonne Anton almost 12 years ago
Why doesn’t Santa “deliver” missiles to those on his “naughty” list (and I use the word “deliver” in the present launch tense…no apostrophes required)?
angusdad almost 12 years ago
Yep, they could be. If they only would think about what the apostrophe is suppose to do, maybe they would get it…or not.
bmonk almost 12 years ago
Dear Calvin, the original Santa Claus (St. Nicolas of Ancyra) gave needed gifts—specifically, dowries to three poor sisters so they could get married. Sounds like your socks and shirt are right in line with the original intent.
calvinsfriend110 almost 12 years ago
I like how he licks the envelope.
linda trigg almost 12 years ago
Be thankful for what you get sonny,
Karaboo2 almost 12 years ago
What does Calvin need a long range thermo-nuclear “smart” missile and launcher for?Oh yeah, to take all the “stupid” out of Washington D.C.
JBenedetti66 almost 12 years ago
Punctuation seems to be a problem for all people regardless of political stripe. For instance, should I have put a comma after people and before regardless?
dbmeyer99 almost 12 years ago
Totally agree, leagleagle and sharuniboy seem to be comparing the size of their… brains, no one cares how smart they think they are. For god’s sake leagleagle is a former telemarketer turned “paraleagal”, with the huge brain they’re packing you would think they went to law school (which in itself is no measure of intellegence). No one bother to point out any spelling or puncuation mistakes in my comment… don’t care anyways.
JBenedetti66 almost 12 years ago
I really hope I used the word comma and not apostrophe in my response to your comment. If I did use the wrong word please forgive an old neo-facist. (That’s a joke.)
ratlum almost 12 years ago
enjoyed the comments today hope santa has the time to read them too hes got to have a giggle now and then too also know how his kids think
khpage almost 12 years ago
Incompetency is by no means limited to charitable organizations – consider how well most governments are run….they also give a little back but take most of it for themselves….“Thou shalt not steal”, “Thou shalt not covet what belongs to thy neighbors”….
Gretchen's Mom almost 12 years ago
Calvin’s gone from putting Santa on the defensive regarding cheap elf labor to downright insulting him by telling him to “get with the program” when it comes to gift giving! How does Calvin think this is going to put even one single thing on his wish list underneath his Christmas tree this year?!? To avoid nothing but a lump of coal, it would probably be best to rethink yet again this particular letter to Santa!
rvonluchen almost 12 years ago
Santa did not get Calvin’s order mixed up with anyone else’s.
I can tell you: no one ordered socks and a shirt.
Puddleglum2 almost 12 years ago
Calvin should make do with what he gets. “Sock it to them!”
garfield246 almost 12 years ago
I bet Calvin becomes a terrorist when he grows up.
caseyatbat16 almost 12 years ago
Our favorite brat’s commentary in that last box reminds me of my HMO – Molina. (No joke)
starbase502 almost 12 years ago
Last frame: Perfect description of the Obama admin.
Newshound41 almost 12 years ago
C&H is a Politics Free Zone (PFZ).
ShadowBeast Premium Member almost 12 years ago
I guess Calvin doesn’t realize that Santa gives him Socks and a shirt in place of coal, since Calvin would find some way to use it.
legaleagle48 almost 12 years ago
You’re right. Actually, I just couldn’t resist being a little cheeky towards the poster whose language I corrected! ;-)
tuslog64 almost 12 years ago
A private was once asked to volunteer for a dangerous mission.He declined because he had only one *