Herman by Jim Unger for September 01, 2012

Obviously Quality Control was out having a smoke.

Call the Guinness Book of Records.

Duke’s been messing with the secret family recipe, again.

There’s pork ‘n’ beans. Then again, there’s beans ’ n’ pork.

She’s saying that like it’s a good thing.

Check it for carpal bones.

Actually, the piece of pork put into the can is originally a fair size. The heating and sealing process cooks the fat out of the pork (bacon, usually) and flavors the entire can.

I can remember when there were 4 or 5 pieces of porkfat with meat on each piece.

It may not be pork. Call your lawyer.

It’s the Queen Bean. In the end, there can only be one.

that “pork” is snouts & gastrointestinal egresses

It’s better than saying, “Phone the newspaper. I just found a mouse in this can of pork and beans!”