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Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for August 23, 2012
Transcript:
Janis: Are you disappointed Gene's skipping his graduation ceremony? Arlo: Well, let's see... Arlo: I could go to a crowded coliseum in a crowded college town and see 2,000 kids walk across a stage... Arlo: Or I can go to a private party at Gus' restaurant and stay on our boat! Arlo: No, I'm not disappointed!
Agent54 over 12 years ago
I understand ā I skipped both my college ceremonies. 25 years apart. A bunch of nice people who I really did not know surrounding a few I did know. I should have skipped my HS one also. 680 grads of which I only keep track of about 8.
mrbribery over 12 years ago
Yeah, I skipped my graduation ceremony too. And so did most of my friends. We had our own ceremony.
Varnes over 12 years ago
I got my first degree in Julyā¦I have no idea when the ceremony wasā¦.
Varnes over 12 years ago
And, I donāt care what republicans say, going to college and getting a well rounded education of everything in the world, (Shhhh, it was called the Liberal Arts, but we canāt use that word any moreā¦) is still just as much of a plus as learning how to fix gadgetsā¦.
lisajwalton over 12 years ago
How come I have a feeling that this private party will end up being a wedding?
cork over 12 years ago
Mail me the diploma and Iāll put a tassel on my rear view.
belcherman over 12 years ago
Iām all for higher education, just donāt go into debt to get it. There are plenty of options, whether itās community college, on-line universities, or trade schools where you it wonāt cost you a three-bedroom house to get an education. While I agree that education is always valuable, itās not always monetizable. And yeah, I skipped my graduation ceremony, too.
Dani Rice over 12 years ago
Our grandson went to a technical college rather than a āregularā one and now earns more than my husband ever dreamed of.
annamargaret1866 over 12 years ago
Our high school typically has less than 30 graduates. So to make it seem worthwhile, I suppose, for people to drive perhaps 60 miles to see the ceremony, they have the graduates enter as couples (unless thereās an odd number, then one boy will be paired with two girls, or one girl will be paired with two boys), while some poor pianist plays āPomp and Circumstanceā over and over and over andā¦. Each couple enters about ten or fifteen feet apart. Then there are slide shows, baby pictures to current for each graduate. What else? Hm. Itās been awhile. Oh, the scholarships each student was granted are read.
Kydex29 over 12 years ago
I also skipped my GED graduation ā¦ and my grad school graduation. (I was getting married in a month, and had little interest in anything else!) My masterās isnāt making me rich, and Iām still paying off my loan, but grad school involved a year in Russia, which was fantastic ā and there I met my wife of six years! Iād cheerfully take on a loan twice as big.
scooter_1977 over 12 years ago
I didnāt walk either for my college graduationā¦.besides, I finished up my degree in December and the ceremony wasnāt until Mayā¦I had no interest in returning to the college almost 6 months after I finished to get my degree handed to meā¦.getting it in the mail was perfectly fine for me! My parents werenāt disappointed in the slightestā¦they didnāt even realize I HAD my degree until I showed it to them more than a year later LOL!
StoicLion1973 over 12 years ago
Well, that answers one of my questions from a few days ago. We still donāt know what Gene studied, though I can guess.
Varnes over 12 years ago
toppop, Universities are there for educationās sake and becoming a knowledgeable person about many many subjects. First degree is for education, second degree, (masterās) is to get a good job, maybeā¦.If all you want is a job and nothing more, two years will get you a heating and cooling degree. Colleges are for a wide ranging education, but only if you want it, or can afford it. They create an over all more intelligent and thoughtful population, better able to respond to all changes in life. Thatās why every civilized country on earth (well, except for the US, we ARE kind of backward..) pays for a university education for as many students who want one. They think of education as an investment, evidently we donāt. Or weāre just too cheapā¦ā¦Guess we are just OK with an uneducated population, as long as they are employed
Varnes over 12 years ago
The US used to set the bar higherā¦ā¦.Maybe jobs are going over seas because people over there have better educations?
Spooky D Cat over 12 years ago
Awwww, come on Arlo, college graduation is only once in a lifetime. If you don āt go, youāll always regret it. Talk Gene onto it. You can eat at Gusā restaurant and sleep on the boat any time. And someone above mentioned a wedding. Why would Gene want a wedding? Like they used to say, āwhy buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?ā Graduation isnāt important, marriage isnāt important, nothing is important anymoreā¦except checking your phone for text messages :-)
thewizofaz over 12 years ago
Iām going to keep and make copies of this strip and mail it back (with a check) with my rsvp to every graduation invite that I get from now on.
K M over 12 years ago
Is that a little snarky smirk on Janisā face? ;P
Varnes over 12 years ago
Marvee, Ouch!ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦.But I think youāre on to something thereā¦.
tbritt99 over 12 years ago
Smart man.
Saucy1121 Premium Member over 12 years ago
Did not go to my undergraduate (going on to grad school) or Masterās graduations (working). I did go to the one for my doctorate since I figured I would never be graduating again.
beirdd over 12 years ago
Three college degrees here, two baccalaureate and one masterās, and went to one graduation ceremonyāprimarily because it got me out of a dayās work, with pay.
Gokie5 over 12 years ago
I feel like the lonely little petunia in an onion patch (a song that I referred to in another post http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7nO9n6Ez64 ) ā kind of out of synch with the rest of the posters. I loved all my graduation ceremonies ā junior high, high, bachelorās (it was a February graduation, a little sparse), first masterās, second masterās at age 42. My mom, aunt, uncle, cousin, mom-in-law, husband, and kids attended various ones and got a charge out of them. I was kind of a wallflower in high school, but have kept up with the Class of ā53 from high school, and continue to have some sort of relationship with many of them, including attending a great holiday party. Just made a new friend with one that Iāve known since jr. high. Re: A humanities-type education: I agree that you donāt need to morgage your future to get one, but itās good to have something other than the technical stuff so that you can have a better chance of becoming part of a well-informed electorate.
hippogriff over 12 years ago
C.P. Snow, The Two Cultures, 1947: The sciences and humanities have drifted apart to the degree that they canāt talk to each other. As a result, we are getting humanities with no basis in reality and science without a conscience. I can translate, but no one is interested.
charlie over 12 years ago
Will the Seniors please come down to the office Monday and pick up their diplomas . . .
BillWa over 12 years ago
There were two graduation ceremonies that I treasure. Graduating from Basic, and Graduating from BUDS. Those are the only two that mean anything to me.
tcambeul over 12 years ago
This strip has taken a nice turn!!!
jackiehmoon over 12 years ago
Maybe this country follows the Auburn Creed, and I will paraphrase. I believe this is a practical world. I can only count on what I earn. I believe in hard work, education (to work wisely, train my hands to work skillfully). I believe in honesty and truthfullness (without which I cannot win the respect and confidence of my fellow man). I believe in a sound mind and a spirit that is unafraid. I believe in obedience to law to protect the rights of all. I believe in the human touch. I believe in my country because it is the land of the free. I can best serve this country by doing justly, loving mercy, and walking humbly with my God.