Frank and Ernest by Thaves for August 29, 2012
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Transcript:
Church Events Frank: Next time you post the upcoming christenings, please don't refer to them as "naming rites".
BigChiefDesoto over 12 years ago
And we’d prefer if you’d write that David slew Goliath, he didn’t “Knock him for seven bloody bells”.And FINALLY, David’s sling was full of SHOT!!
bbadenov over 12 years ago
Do they use bottles of champagne on a string a these christenings?
Cartoonacy over 12 years ago
No, he was making a pun, based on the fact that “rites” and “rights” are homophones.
freeholder1 over 12 years ago
Homophones have children? Don’t they need to adopt?
freeholder1 over 12 years ago
surely someone will insist on an atheisting someday.
REDROCKER51 over 12 years ago
LOLOL@ SIMPSONFAN
freeholder1 over 12 years ago
the four are not mentioned as being Goliath’s sons or brothers but are suggested as possibly being one or the other since they are also “descendents of Rapha in Gath” In 2 Sam. 21:22. where we are told they were also killed by David and his men. Actually, no one knows why he took five stones.
iced tea over 12 years ago
The Lord was with David when he slew Goliath that day.
bmonk over 12 years ago
“… but a Christening IS a naming rite …”
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Exactly. The newly baptized, among other things, is named, and it’s a rite. Hence. . . .
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“The wright writes the right rite.” A sentence with four homophones among six words.
BrandeX over 12 years ago
/facepalmThe humor here folks has nothing to do with religious quackery.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naming_rights