Pickles by Brian Crane for August 22, 2012

That’s a little less gross I guess.

If I don’t have a cloth or those pre-moistened nap things, I’ll stick with exhaling to fog up my glasses’ lenses and my shirt.

How about Windex and a tissue?

Windex and a tissue ?? How about the carwash while we’re at it ?

I wouldn’t even do that, Earl.

Guys; we’re so practical.

How about no lemon dawn dish soap and lense clean cloth. Cannot use lemon either.

Better to lick the lens than to spit on it.

To lens lickers everywhere, DO YOU know where your lenses have been??Think about it, now that’sgross

Just buy a new pair…

Tastes terrible. You can get enough moisture from breath condensate.

Says the boy who thinks nothing of sharing an ice cream cone with Roscoe. (Don’t know if he’s ever done so, seems the type that would).

Seen it done many times . Could use some help looking for an older strip with muffin asleep on the floor she wakes up and thinks consciousness the annoying time between naps what date was that strip run? Thank you

My dog does a pretty good job of licking my glasses

Ewwwwwwww!

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I’ve learned that if my fingers are clean, I can just use my fingers to clean my lenses. Your fingers cannot have any lotion residue on them either, whether you’ve put lotion on or used one of those aloe tissues. No way am I going to spit into a tissue and then clean my glasses. Yuck.

Isn’t that what shirt-tails are for ?