Scary Gary by Mark Buford for August 19, 2012

cursing is good for the economy- you can do better, Gary

Leopold must be related to my sister. She can make a sailor blush. Rant and curse so long she has to breathe through her ears.

How many naughty words uttered add up to the price of a jet ski? Leopold must have been cussing the proverbial blue streak all week long!

Doesn’t you keeping the proceeds of your swear jar sort of defeat the purpose of having a swear jar in the first place?

Shhhhhhh… Obama will find out a way to tax it.

Let’s see, I need one more “Mother F*****” and I can get that jet ski.

$%#& *^($# you #$$^&.Okay where’s my new motorcycle?

It would be more effective if Leopold had to put money in Gary’s jar every time he swore. And vice versa, of course.

Lucky Leo can go out during the daylight hours. Although, night jetskiing could be more fun….

ROFLMAO!! Must have been a lot of swearing going on!

My aunt and her sisters tried this on my uncle back in the 1940s. A nickel per word (a lot back then). They gave up after he cussed himself out of $5.00 swearing he never said the first cuss word.

A woman that was on the team I led suggested we do this(she was trying to stop swearing in front of her very young nieces and nephews). A quarter a cuss. We had our own isolated space in the IT department. After a month we had enough for dinner with drinks at a nice restaurant. We quit after that. RIP to my colleagues nieces and nephews.