Rubes by Leigh Rubin for August 22, 2012

“How nice! You must be flattered!”

Look, it’s Eric the Circle!

You’re making my pulse rate go up.

Now go inflate yourself.

Now climb into a blender so we bring whirled peas to this embattled Earth.

Okay, somebody help me out. I haven’t seen the movie. From context, I would expect that a pea would get the part, not a big round disc.

It looks like the princess needs to go on a diet

looks more of a squash.