Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for August 23, 2012

And he virtually will lose weight.

. . . never works . . .

Did he virtually pay his doctor?

Opposite of the see-food diet.

@Cosmo

Swear off dining at McDonald’s and Burger King.A steady diet of tofu is the cure.Entirely inedible.

What is soy milk? Soy is a plant, and milk is lactate. Never heard of a plant lactating.

It will only partially work if you wire his mouth shut.

Virtual diets are un-real.

@CosmoDidn´t your doctor graduate from a virtual university?

Nothing that tastes good, for sure.

Diet = Die if you eat it ! Go ahead and enjoy everything else.

Yet he eats virtually everything he sees.

…i have a virtual breakfast every morning at Big Top.