Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for September 07, 2012
Transcript:
Poncho: … so then I used a balloon to lift my guilty tail up from between my legs. Poncho: The problem is that a balloon tied to a dog's tail is way too abnormal, so it tips the human off immediately that something is up. Hudson: Well, there is one other way to keep your tail from looking guilty… Poncho: Hire another dog to do the bad things for you? Nah, I tried that, the tail still gives you away. Poncho: This is going to call for a solution of epic proportions! Hudson: Your tail is now doing loop-de-loops.
Templo S.U.D. about 12 years ago
Hey, everybody, it’s the birthday of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth… THE FIRST (happy 479th)!
dre7861 about 12 years ago
The tail never lies…and therein lies the tale!
cdward about 12 years ago
I suggest wrapping thin but strong wire around the tail, then bending it into an upraised position.Hey, no crazier than a balloon.
alan.gurka about 12 years ago
Try hair spray. Lots of it.
LingeeWhiz about 12 years ago
Yup…it’s all in how you think, Poncho!
angusdad about 12 years ago
Try mousse Poncho, it’s stronger than hairspray
6turtle9 about 12 years ago
Moose might work, but I think the antlers would be a giveaway.