Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for August 30, 2012

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    naturally_easy  about 12 years ago

    The secret to how man domesticated dogs in the first place. Treats!

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    Randy B Premium Member about 12 years ago

    I find that aloof cats are likeliest to compromise their principles when they’re hungry.

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    firedome  about 12 years ago

    say…i saw this movie once! the cat leader was a white persian…

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    wdpeck  about 12 years ago

    Aw, c’mon. We all know that Blofeld was just Mr. Tinkles’ . . . (wait for it) . . . catspaw!

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    orinoco womble  about 12 years ago

    Listen to Satchel, Bucky. He knows a lot more about the secret cat world than you do. He’s the one who gave you some of the Sacred Salmon Treats, remember? You didn’t even know they existed.

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    Varnes  about 12 years ago

    Oh, great, he’s going to be a riot at the party…..

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    CriticalThinking  about 12 years ago

    The New World Order is run by Bucky !?! Why am I not surprised…

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    route66paul  about 12 years ago

    Truer words were never spoken by any dog.

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    tbritt99  about 12 years ago

    You catch more dogs with treats than vinegar….or something like that.

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    snugharborman-catalog  about 12 years ago

    That’s how my ex first domesticated me – with treats.

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    byamrcn  about 12 years ago

    YES! I await that day with great anticipation….

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    Zaristerex  about 12 years ago

    You should always have food at major gatherings. It’s not compromising your principles; it’s just good hospitality!

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    kylegann  about 12 years ago

    I laughed at this for minutes. Seems to sum up not only the world of dogs and cats, but unfortunately something about our whole political reality.

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    hometownk Premium Member about 12 years ago

    Bucky is all cat and Satchel is all dog. The world according to both. Well done.

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    Zaristerex  about 12 years ago

    If you’re into world domination, I think it’s a good idea to take a few lessons from Alexander the Great. One of his worst failures was at his march in Gedrosia… it was chiefly because he failed to set up appropriate food depots, resulting in great suffering and population loss.

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    William Ellwin Premium Member about 12 years ago

    I love Satchel’s simple summary of the entire problem.

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    Popeyesforearm  about 12 years ago

    Yeah, I’ve been oppressed by my wifes cat, cleaning crap every day. We’ve both been neutered.

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    Veridian  about 12 years ago
    Rules of Feline Interaction

    1) Cats don’t have Owners, they have Staff2) Cats don’t live with you, they allow you to Live with them and see to all domestic needs See Rule #1 3) When a Cat enters a Room it Immediately becomes the Cats Room.4) Whatever a Cat will eat is “Cat Food” examples include : Pickles,Chaddar Cheese and the Occasional Frito’s Corn Chip5) Whatever a Cat will Play with is a “Cat Toy” regardless of its original Purpose.6) Wherever a Cat chooses to Sleep is a “Cat Bed” this includes Staff in the Supine, Reclining or Sitting positions, Laptops, Desktop PC Keyboards, any Books, Magazines or Papers a Staff Member is actively reading. And, of Course, any Basket of freshly Laundered/Dried clothing.

    Special Note with only Slight Modification these Rules may also be successfully applied to Chuck Norris

    :-)
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    LKrueger41  about 12 years ago

    Bucky understands Progressive politics. Satchel, sadly, will vote Progressive as long as he thinks he will get his treats.

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    hometownk Premium Member about 12 years ago
    - my cat liked nachos, #5 – an elastic band would keep her occupied for hours. So would a mouse.
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