Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 22, 2012

He’s screwed

Um…and I wonder why he’s worried about that all of a sudden?

Two things. The kid with the ring drawn brightly. Hmmmm. Guess he’s the one hearing the conversation and reacting. But the girl tossing the flowers……interesting….

OK, I guess it was three things….That old dude way to the right? A few lines with a pen and ….Well I’ve seen that guy! He kinda looks like someone I know…..just a couple of lines with a pen…….

Bride: “Excuse me a moment, I need to update my to-do list…”

Can’t believe one of them isn’t texting, about how cool/drag it is….

Wow. I just noticed it. It’s the kids who hate what they hear. Can’t say I blame them. But, ironically, those two kids will get married someday, probably in the same church, or temple or mosque……and they will live happily ever after….

Why? Because they think alike. That’s the most important part…

every time someone says marriage is a sacred institution, i say kim kardashian was married for 72 days. and, it really is about property rights and taxes, not love.

The exact moment the relationship begins to fail.

So that is where my wife got the idea??? Hmmm, Maybe?

Wife tells husband that she wants to renew their vows. His reply: Wow when did they expire?

Technically death might not come to ANY of us if Christ returns in an hour or so =P but yeah, something tells me he has already fed her a bunch of low hopes… Even convinced her that death doesn’t have to be an option – among other possibilities of course – but at least that ain’t a nasty one for a religious belief. Moral is: Everyone is more careful to feed their partner mainly the best of themselves – until they marry their ass! So its better to just be yourself and look carefully at ppl who seem feeling like falling in love with you. Its easier if you recognize global problems too – we’re all humans and usuallly about 95% of them suffer more than those who will ever read this comment.

Danae would know ALL the options. You won’t surprise her.

Worse news: “Til death do you part?” is not an option…it’s a vow.

Starts as a vow, as you get older it becomes a goal.

If it wasn’t for the trolls, there’d be nothing to read. . . . . Dammit, I just became one!

The LDS believe you are married forever. No parting at death. Nope, you’re stuck with that big fat nag even in the Aterlife.

She didn’t consider it an option. She was counting on it in the event he turned out to be a….inconsiderate lout….yeah… a lout…that’s the ticket.Good Bye Earl. Enjoy them black eye peas.C.

One of my favorite quotes from Married With Children, “Peg, it’s till death do us part. Then we’re free to date!”.

There is no way she didn’t know this beforehand!

Engagement is a word but Marriage is a sentence

Marriage is a long-term commitment, like buying a car. Except a car gets paid off in five years.

you can get married, or you can get a tattoo … but a tattoo is so permanent nowadays …