Stupidly obvious question, but why would he want one? Does he know what I’d give to fly through the air without the need to ride in a pressurized metal tube? I can always pursue the amenities after I land.
“A rusty old halo,skinny white cloud,second wings full of patches.A rusty old halo,skinny white cloud,and a robe that’s so woolly that it scratches.” - Hoyt Axton.
James Hopkins over 12 years ago
Then can I at least get a window seat?
Rakkav over 12 years ago
Stupidly obvious question, but why would he want one? Does he know what I’d give to fly through the air without the need to ride in a pressurized metal tube? I can always pursue the amenities after I land.
GROG Premium Member over 12 years ago
Johsnon hasn’t earned his wings yet.
PICTO over 12 years ago
“A rusty old halo,skinny white cloud,second wings full of patches.A rusty old halo,skinny white cloud,and a robe that’s so woolly that it scratches.” - Hoyt Axton.
Dani Rice over 12 years ago
No IQ test – just ten easy questions.
gjsjr41 over 12 years ago
Do angels have to preen their wings like birds do? Do they mold every summer? Just asking.
lancemay over 12 years ago
worked for gm
MontanaLady over 12 years ago
Even Heaven’s Gate has wings……..looks like a Butterfly.
TheAuldWan over 12 years ago
Couldn’t board that jet anyway. No TSA staff up there…..
ChazNCenTex over 12 years ago
Maybe if he loads up on Heavenly Tacos he’ll find he’s jet propelled.
JP Steve Premium Member over 12 years ago
" Every time you hear an engine rev, it means that some angel’s just got his jets."
Loijen over 12 years ago
Man when someone is handing you wings “Just take them” don’t make waves.
vldazzle over 12 years ago
No way to attach those wings.