Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for August 25, 2012

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    James Hopkins  about 12 years ago

    Then can I at least get a window seat?

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    Rakkav  about 12 years ago

    Stupidly obvious question, but why would he want one? Does he know what I’d give to fly through the air without the need to ride in a pressurized metal tube? I can always pursue the amenities after I land.

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    GROG Premium Member about 12 years ago

    Johsnon hasn’t earned his wings yet.

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    PICTO  about 12 years ago

    “A rusty old halo,skinny white cloud,second wings full of patches.A rusty old halo,skinny white cloud,and a robe that’s so woolly that it scratches.” - Hoyt Axton.

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    Dani Rice  about 12 years ago

    No IQ test – just ten easy questions.

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    gjsjr41  about 12 years ago

    Do angels have to preen their wings like birds do? Do they mold every summer? Just asking.

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    lancemay  about 12 years ago

    worked for gm

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    MontanaLady  about 12 years ago

    Even Heaven’s Gate has wings……..looks like a Butterfly.

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    TheAuldWan  about 12 years ago

    Couldn’t board that jet anyway. No TSA staff up there…..

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    ChazNCenTex  about 12 years ago

    Maybe if he loads up on Heavenly Tacos he’ll find he’s jet propelled.

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    JP Steve Premium Member about 12 years ago

    " Every time you hear an engine rev, it means that some angel’s just got his jets."

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    Loijen  about 12 years ago

    Man when someone is handing you wings “Just take them” don’t make waves.

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    vldazzle  about 12 years ago

    No way to attach those wings.

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