Reality Check by Dave Whamond for September 29, 2012

well its about time!!

We should banish all the silly laws.

“this isn’t the end of this!!!!!” a spokesman for gravity said, “we’re not going to take this lying down”.

It’s only a Theory.it’s not REAL science.

Don’t go outdoors!!!

Dad has hit the roof when he heard this news.

And our fears have been confirmed; the Supreme Court has lost its gravitas.

Gravity, Corporations are People; Yeah, the SC has lost it!

Good. Now the government won’t be able to tax it.

Law, force, what’s the difference in a litigious society? Just change the name and you can change the definition.

Rush Limbaugh is inciting his listeners to write their conservative congressmen to repeal the law of gravity. #Stay tuned for more emergency announcements from the Romney/Ryan campaign HQ for further details!

All right! Let’s hear no more about being overweight.

If I can’t rely on gravity for a walk, how can I take a constitutional?

Somewhere, President Boyd K. Packer is slowly shaking his head. http://www.lds.org/general-conference/2010/10/cleansing-the-inner-vessel

Of course, if the SCOTUS actually did strike down the law/theory of gravity (nightmare; Mitt got in and appointed a few conservative judges), it would make no difference in the way objects would act. “Reality does not discuss; it just is.”