The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 15, 2012

Then what is it?

D’ough!

She kneads the dough.

Dough Boy’s gonna pay for that roll in the hay. Salty’s got a rolling pin and he’s gonna flatten him.

The marriage was doomed from the start, though. You can’t go on pretending you’re crazy about pretzels, when really, you are a dough nut.

Doesn’t the dough boy know that smoking is harmful to your health?

Pretzel Logic.

Dough Boy was just looking for the donut hole.

It never is.

Dough Boy is cooked!

so thats how donuts are made

Oh, but it is!

An answer to the ongoing search for what to do with doughnut holes.

Nothing says lov’n like something from the oven

This has the makings of a hilarious installment, but I can’t quite connect the details. Is the pretzel character a certain brand because of the sailor cap?. Is the rolling pin meant for the donut or the dough boy? Is the cigar relevant?

She fell for a guy with more dough.

Buns? Ovens? Is one permitted to put those two words next to eachother?

I censored myself.

there’s only one orifice …

I guess she knew how to make his dough rise …

The donut’s might get a loaf of bread in the oven over this affair.

=)