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Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 20, 2012
Transcript:
Rip: Cobra, it's a long story - but I'm alive! Cobra: Rip - I-I can't believe it. Vile: You there! Unhand my trophy fiance or I'll have you put in jail for kidnappin'! - Rip: This lady was my wife, before I died! Vile: Well, this is my town, Lazarus McLoser! And you're violating the "no heroic returns" act of 2010. I wrote it myself! Rip: Mental note: start wearing a helmet!
Big D over 12 years ago
Rip got sapped!!!
mogera over 12 years ago
Chris Christie?
Chithing over 12 years ago
Nice gams, Cobra! Her āaffiancedā looks like a Richie Rich reject.
Linda Solomon over 12 years ago
love the knive in her garter! and No Heroic Returns my McHaywire you bounder you! Rip, prove to him and his that you are No McLoser! (no wonder there is no Olive Garden with unlimited salad and breadsticks in that town!)HugPounceszz for the Haywires Hooligans!!!
Lyons Group, Inc. over 12 years ago
Why wear a helmet, Rip? Arenāt your head hard enough?!
ready.here over 12 years ago
Love the first cell. Cobra is something else. The town needs to bring back Olive Garden.
Kip W over 12 years ago
Ka-SAP!
Simon Seamount over 12 years ago
Male ā Fiance Female ā Fiancee
rocketscientist over 12 years ago
(from āThe Searchersā)
Charlie McCorry: [to Martin as he embraces Laurie just before Charlie and Laurieās wedding] Iāll thank you to unhand my fi-an-cy.
De_Faulto over 12 years ago
Man, I love the knife, and the act!
TheDOCTOR over 12 years ago
Lucky stilleto on Cobrasā Thigh. Rip wake up, punch out āFred Flintstoneā there, grab your Wife and go.
Dragoncat over 12 years ago
Love the stiletto! I trust sheās been saving it for a special occasion (the so-called wedding night)?
Hectoruno over 12 years ago
I donāt know where Ripās left hand is in the first panel but I want to go there.
DorianKTB over 12 years ago
Never bring a sap to a knife fight! :-)
Tyrnn over 12 years ago
I think I just lost interest in the āAdjective McAdjectiveā insult/nickname joke, itās officially overused now in my book.