Brevity by Dan Thompson for September 11, 2012

  1. Chris88
    chireef  about 12 years ago

    out door carpet would be maybe, an outside joke?

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    Hillbillyman  about 12 years ago

    This is a Social Security joke…you don’t get until your 62

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    kullyrai  about 12 years ago

    I think the joke is that they carpeted over the areas where they previously had rugs, including the actual rugs. Presumable because they were no good at geometry and thus could not work out the holes to cut in the carpet for the rugs.Not sure about the “inside” reference, maybe what chireef said?

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 12 years ago

    Bev — I think she’s using “over” in the sense of “rather than”….

    IE she didn’t put in area rugs cos her geometry skills are too weak to figure out areas.

    Then her next “joke” is equally cornball…. (and right, Chireef.)

    She’s one of those annoyingly hair-brained people who have to make lame puns out of everythi….

    …I mean … you know…. always making totally vapid jo….

    oh God ….somebody shoot me now….

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    -Saint-  about 12 years ago

    The joke appears to be the “inside” reference. The premise seems to be that it is easier to have a company install wall to wall carpeting than to find a 10×10 area rug for a 12×12 room.

    Frankly I’m a bit shagged from thinking about it….

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    daphilli  about 12 years ago

    You are always so witty and entertaining and self-deprecating, SusanSunshine. I think I have a crush on you.

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    V-Beast  about 12 years ago

    pi r square rugs.

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    imbaldeagle  about 12 years ago

    “LOL”?! Where don’t you see that nowadays? Anyway, it looks like she put the carpet on the walls too. And it is on the inside – so….. I guess it’s an inside joke. My head hurts too, Susan.

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    StoicLion1973  about 12 years ago

    Hey, enough with the avant garde humor. This isn’t “Frazz”. tic

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    Digital Frog  about 12 years ago

    Personally, I found the joke a little obtuse today.

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    docredbird  about 12 years ago

    For those that didn’t get it, an annotated dialog:

    As you can see we opted for wall-to-wall carpeting (instead of) area rugs, mostly because I stink at geometry (and therefore unable to choose appropriately shaped/sized rugs) LOL

    What? (I don’t see that, because we are outside)

    Oh, sorry that was an inside joke (I should have waited until we were inside to tell it to you)

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    LadyLavendar  about 12 years ago

    There was a joke?

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    linsonl  about 12 years ago

    I know a geometry joke, but I would be banned if I told it here. It is nice, however, to remember Something about geometry.

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    Varnes  about 12 years ago

    It can’t be an inside joke, (whatever the joke is…I don’t see it..) It’s laugh OUT loud, not laugh IN loud…..

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    mike75035  about 12 years ago

    Come on, guys, calculating area is geometry.

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    iced tea  about 12 years ago

    It lays down but never moves. Answer: A rug.

    :D

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 12 years ago

    Bev…. aww…. and the rest of you….I’m blushing bright red…I only wish I were so darn desirable….

    and even after I type “hair-brained” for “hare-brained”!!

    BTW Bev — the bag thing… I would do that just to BE a smart-a$$!

    Dog — not only is that last post really sad … (sniffle)

    but… but….you lay a claim on me and then talk about your girlfriend?Sheesh!

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    Grover Premium Member about 12 years ago

    “Area” is a technical term from geometry. Ain’t nobody got time for that mess!

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    chireef  about 12 years ago

    you back off too dogbreath I saw her first

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