The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for August 12, 2014
August 11, 2014
August 13, 2014
Transcript:
Boone: Say, Miss Overdunne... what if I touch the wrong spot on the screen? Evelyn: Or some electronic bug messes up your votes? Miss Overdunne: Please!! Everyone!! Election officials have assured me these machines were designed and tested to be foolproof! Professor: Wouldn't that depend on the level of fool that they tested it on? Dusty: Good point, Perfessor. It's Election Day at a polling station near Elderpark:
ajr58 about 10 years ago
If you make it idiot-proof, someone will just invent a better idiot.
pschearer Premium Member about 10 years ago
Fool-proof but not necessarily damned-fool-proof.
jimguess about 10 years ago
If you are too stupid to follow instructions on a voting machine, you are too stupid to vote.
Period.