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Boy: I wish I owned a car. Frazz: Right now? Boy: Then I'd have an excuse for being late to school. Frazz: Wouldn't a car get you here faster? Boy: Not any car I could own right now.
Fell in love with cars at 9 yo. Every boy started with a model A or B. In love with boats at 12 and planes at 19. Kindāa feel sorry for todayās kids.
Marx Brothers: Chico: I`ll send my chauffer to pick you up. Groucho: Oh you have a chauffer?What kind of a car do you have? Chico: Oh, I no gotta car. Groucho: You have a chauffer but you don`t have a car? Chico: Well, I couldn`t afford both so I got rid of the car. Groucho:Well that shows how much I know, I would`ve kept the car and got rid of the chauffer. Chico: At`s a no good, I need the chauffer to take me to work in the morning. Groucho:Well if you don`t have a car, how does he take you to work? Chico: at`s a okay,I no gotta job.
crobinson019 over 12 years ago
How sad! Of course MY car is like that too :D
neatslob Premium Member over 12 years ago
Iām late because Iām not allowed to drive my carā¦
Olddog1 over 12 years ago
Great circular reasoning.
ealeseth over 12 years ago
see Gasoline Alley today (10/5) for the man who didntā get the car he thought was coming.
AStarofDestiny over 12 years ago
Ah, yesā¦the āget out and push it and it will go fasterā car. Best kind for a newly-licensed teenager to learn and drive with!
I Play One On TV over 12 years ago
Can you say āFiatā?
Konabill over 12 years ago
Fell in love with cars at 9 yo. Every boy started with a model A or B. In love with boats at 12 and planes at 19. Kindāa feel sorry for todayās kids.
rgcviper over 12 years ago
Personally, I canāt complain too much if it has four wheels and runs.
childe_of_pan almost 8 years ago