For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for November 08, 2012

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 12 years ago

    somehow, that’d be a benefit if you’re in a deaf school… unless the teacher has good hearing

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    Tog  about 12 years ago

    I had a teacher who could smell peppermints from the far end of the classroom. She didn’t need to hear a wrapper being opened.

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    psychlady  almost 12 years ago

    I don’t think the wrapper is how you got busted, Michael!

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    gobblingup Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Kids always think they can get away with something when it’s so obvious to the adults. LOL!

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    rgki39  almost 12 years ago

    Obviously, there aren’t that many smart people around. This election should prove that.

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    summerdog86  almost 12 years ago

    I have to say that 5 minutes off isn’t very much of a punishment.

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    summerdog86  almost 12 years ago

    Right, 5 minutes to him will seem like a long time, but 5 minutes from the teacher isn’t very long. I would have given him 15. But not for just eating a leftover piece of Halloween candy. Something more disruptive to the class maybe. For this I would have just pointed out that if he doesn’t have a piece for everyone, don’t touch that candy while in class. I was made to toss a lot of pieces of gum while sitting in class. That gum helped me work better, too!

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    BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    I too would like to see a silent wrapper. There’s always a jerk at the Symphony trying to be sneaky and making the wrapper crinkle for half an hour.

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    Patricia Low Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Remember, recess is also the teachers break. so she is also punishing herself.

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    meowlin  almost 12 years ago

    At the Symphony, the key is always to unwrap during the fortissimo passages.

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    hippogriff  almost 12 years ago

    Meowlin: The Houston Symphony has a story of one of the sudden pianissimo passages after the fffz in which a woman was yelling, “I always fry mine in lard.”

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    Ellen Gwynne  almost 12 years ago

    I’d love a silent wrapper so my dog wouldn’t hear it and jump all over me to get some.

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    beyondnow777  almost 12 years ago

    Easy solution! Take the wrapper off in the hallway. Then either fold it in a piece of paper or just enjoy the pocket lint.

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