Brevity by Dan Thompson for September 18, 2012

which would be a vodka martini, a gin martini needs to be stirred so as to not bruise the gin

Its peanut Butter& Banana’s get’s me all shook up unh-hu

Didn’t know the Heartbreak Hotel had a bar.

Yes, egzactly as Alcatraz was a jailhouse rock.

Love me, (bar)tender; love me sweet. (Oh, it’s that kind of bar?)

Then, just slosh it into a saucer so he can lap it up. Because he ain’t nothin but a hound dog.

Thank ya, thank ya very much

Is the bartender John C. Reilly ?

Let me know when he has left the building.

“I need to go to Viva Las Vegas and really have a hunka, hunka burnin’ love!”

Ahhh groan…