Cornered by Mike Baldwin for June 19, 2020

Please “pardon” this man’s lack of intelligence.

If it’s important, I’m sure they’ll call again in the morning.

It’s your wife reminding you to stop off at the market on your way home!!

Gee, it couldn’t be the Governor. He said he was going to bed early.

Let the answering machine get it.

Hi, are you happy with your current service provider?

If it’s our governor he butt dialed again.

It’s that guy claiming he’s with Microsoft. He says there’s a problem with your computer.

Probably Trump. Want’s to know what’s taking so long.

They want to help with your student loans

“This is Rachel from Card Member Services”…

It’s Jake… from State Farm.

Who do ya think? Why is it always at the last second…more drama, more suspense….

Probably a scammer. Just ignore it.

The delivery driver for the “last meal” got lost and needs directions. He was supposed to arrive 2 hours ago…

Don’t leave the poor caller hanging on the line.

Probably just someone wondering if your refrigerator is running.

BTW, where’s his mask?

wrong number, no doubt…

They won’t answer… they’ll just figure it will close their loop hole.

Typical state corrections official.