My doctor has a sense of humor. I showed up with a very itchy rash. After the examination he sat down and began writing a prescription. I asked him, “What do I have?” He looked up and said, “Either secondary syphilis or pityriasis rosea.” Then he continued to write……after a long pause, “It’s pityriasis rosea, this ointment will help the itching but the rash will continue for two more days. This particular virus comes and goes usually once. There is no cure.” Hahaha….
SHAKENDOWNVILLE almost 2 years ago
Where is that old "Pal"omine Lotion?
C almost 2 years ago
At least they didn’t put him down
BigBoy almost 2 years ago
Can you speak a little softer
SHIVA almost 2 years ago
He’s got the cooties!!!
Farside99 almost 2 years ago
Maybe with a 10-foot pole.
scote1379 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
No matter who wears it still cone of shame ! LOL
Zykoic almost 2 years ago
My doctor has a sense of humor. I showed up with a very itchy rash. After the examination he sat down and began writing a prescription. I asked him, “What do I have?” He looked up and said, “Either secondary syphilis or pityriasis rosea.” Then he continued to write……after a long pause, “It’s pityriasis rosea, this ointment will help the itching but the rash will continue for two more days. This particular virus comes and goes usually once. There is no cure.” Hahaha….
mfrasca almost 2 years ago
Must be using Alo-Glo.
Egrayjames almost 2 years ago
Well, that’ll certainly keep him from licking himself!
chromosome Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I can tell he could still feed himself with that getup. I wonder if one of those would help me hear my dining partner at a noisy restaurant?
goboboyd almost 2 years ago
You don’t have to yell. This is NOT the cone of silence.
WCraft Premium Member almost 2 years ago
What did this fancy piece of medical equipment cost my insurance company: $500?
cuzinron47 almost 2 years ago
Get a back scratcher.
Spiffy almost 2 years ago
“Which way is DirecTV?”
Baucuva almost 2 years ago
He’s got the Andromeda strain.