Cornered by Mike Baldwin for January 07, 2023

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    SHAKENDOWNVILLE  almost 2 years ago

    The only definite aspects are “broken” promises & “shattered” dreams.

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    Imagine  almost 2 years ago

    This is not the best time to find out it doesn’t.

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    SHIVA  almost 2 years ago

    Don’t push your luck, buddy!!!!

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    Ubintold  almost 2 years ago

    Not anymore.

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    The Reader Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    They got you on a technicality. You left Vegas.

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    You cannot track your muddy footprints past the pearly gates.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    Sucker!

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    Egrayjames  almost 2 years ago

    He obviously forgot to read the fine print.

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Or, as a friend of mine used to say, For all intensive purposes.

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    goboboyd  almost 2 years ago

    And it’s still there, however, you… are… here. You were doing fine until after that “Lets shoot the works!” line.

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    royq27  almost 2 years ago

    Talk to a lawyer, oh wait, not likely to find one in heaven…

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    FassEddie  almost 2 years ago

    Then you went and pinched that showgirl.

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    KEA  almost 2 years ago

    false advertising… well I never

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    This is the exact same gag as was on another toon earlier this week

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  almost 2 years ago

    What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.. but will probably be uploaded to the internet.

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    paranormal  almost 2 years ago

    OK, back you go as the walking dead…

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Yes, that is where we are sending you…but I think on Earth you also referred to it as “Hell?”

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    mwksix  almost 2 years ago

    They were only talking about your money staying in Vegas. That’s what you get for not reading the fine print.

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    cuzinron47  almost 2 years ago

    Heaven has better intelligence.

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    BigBoy  almost 2 years ago

    That Jedi mind trick isn’t working on him, he’s reaching for the lever..

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    T...  almost 2 years ago

    Terminally wrong…

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    ekke  almost 2 years ago

    The handle — LOL — the HANDLE!!!!

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    Buckeye67  almost 2 years ago

    It does stay in Vegas, but only during your lifetime, after that all bets are off.

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    gopher gofer  almost 2 years ago

    now he can be sure that it will…

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    paullp Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    “Sorry, pal, but the afterlife goes by its own rules.”

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