Cornered by Mike Baldwin for October 19, 2023

It soon became an "auto"matic response.

It’s one of those car beds that kids have, Mom. Really!

So how do you explain the motor oil under the “car”???!!!!

The Kia trundle.

Well, at least he’s ready if he needs to make a quick getaway!

Who’s leaking?

Now I’m scared of the chop shop under my bed!

Small car.

getting it through the door wasn’t easy, either.

Mom: How did you get it in the bedroom? Kid: I took a right at the kitchen…

Must be an MG

Now, that’s a compact model.

“You don’t understand, Mom! I really got it for a steal”!

What tipped her off? Was it that car-sized hole in his bedroom wall?

Along with getting it into his room it would seem. However, Mothers are very observant and very hard to fool…..

It followed me in here… can I keep it… can I?

Must be St. Louis

The car goes “Room Room”!!

You’re in trouble now………

I’m thinking getting it through the door was the hard part.

How do you like my mobile bed, Mom?

Looks like a normal bed to me.

That thing will only get you 30 winks to the gallon. Plus, it leaks oil.

Listen to me ,Car. If you must make noise, it better sound like one of my putt-putt farts or I will twist your tailpipe into a pretzel.

…and the big hole in the wall was a clue that sumthing was up!

Dummy. Under the mattress is the first place smart moms look!

To quote Quisp, “Imposseroo!”

Love the kids’ body language: “Nothing!”